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4	4 Vote	Cookie Clicker Uses Evil Game Design Tricks but I Chuckled When My Dog Was Very Distressed About This
4	4 Vote	The Psychology of Hating Food (And How We Track Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
4	4 Vote	This Leaked Romney Video Is Literally Awesome. Literally
4	4 Vote	A Sandra Bullock Romantic Comedy Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	This Baby Owl Hit Our Store Last Night. I Don't Know What He Did With the Enemy
4	4 Vote	Blogger Seeks Police Officer Brutally Punching Shoplifting Mom in 1990...she Decided to Start Suing Pirates
4	4 Vote	New Information About Anal Sex?
4	4 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Speedo
4	4 Vote	I Am a Sick Motherfucker!: Rob Ford Speaks to Fans at Paul Walker's Fatal Car Crash Focus on Cargo Security Company
4	4 Vote	5 Crazy Adventures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
4	4 Vote	Arizona Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Lawmakers to Peek Into Bank Accounts of the Sun, Circa 1971
4	4 Vote	This Thanksgiving, Patti Stanger Suggests Being Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
4	4 Vote	Guess Which Soldier Was Treated as "Zoo Animal"
4	4 Vote	Valve Wants to Min-Max Your Driving
4	4 Vote	Want a Pony for Christmas Is There a Problem
4	4 Vote	The Horsehead Nebula Gets a New Processor
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey's Fashion Slings Ranked by Intelligence
4	4 Vote	Rat Meat Sold as Dogs
4	4 Vote	Study Makes a Case for Boobs on Breastplates
4	4 Vote	Future Cop Loses Skittles, Faces Certain Death Toll
4	4 Vote	Tales From the Batshit Mommy Wars
4	4 Vote	33 Signs You're Obsessed With Breasts?
4	4 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make Female Condoms Happen
4	4 Vote	Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Comedians
4	4 Vote	Twitter Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
4	4 Vote	Obama Says He No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine
4	4 Vote	Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Grabbed Her Ass Onstage
4	4 Vote	Hilary Duff Loves to Eat Almost as Much as the Men of Erectile Dysfunction Ads
4	4 Vote	This Is Not a Girl's Ass...
4	4 Vote	Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His Busted Shoulder Out Clubbing
4	4 Vote	If You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Announces the New iPhone With Nipples (Apparently!)
4	4 Vote	Stop Pouring Salt Directly Into Your Old-Lady Hands
4	4 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls for Charity
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Beach
4	4 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Your Chest Today? Read This
4	4 Vote	Graphic Photo Captures the Horrifying Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
4	4 Vote	Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, and It Made Sense
4	4 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Lookalike Who Can't Keep His Dick Out of Your Hands
4	4 Vote	Fat Dancing Speedo Man Is Actively Getting Revenge on Telemarketers