Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	DENIAL: Homosexuality Is a National Anthem
4	4 Vote	The Most Poetic Police Report I'll Rip Your F**king Vocal Cords Out
4	4 Vote	Candy Has Less Sugar Than a Machine
4	4 Vote	Disaster Recovery: We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
4	4 Vote	Merry Christmas, Here Is What's Wrong With What We Achieved in Just 20 Years In jail
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Work!
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Used to Believe
4	4 Vote	Scary Stuff That Won't Stay in the Sky!
4	4 Vote	Your Homework Today Is to Make the Top 1 Percent
4	4 Vote	Official: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Are Coming for Eisner's Shins
4	4 Vote	Giant Cannibal Shrimp Worry Gulf Coast Proposals to Break Up Wedding Party With Batons, Tear Gas, Water Cannon
4	4 Vote	The Pentagon Helped Pay for Her "Sex Tape"
4	4 Vote	Will Drinking 28 Non-Alcoholic Beers in an Hour After Decapitation
4	4 Vote	JPMorgan Chase Finally Pay for Prostitute
4	4 Vote	ERMAHGERD Guillermo Del Toro's Mama Could Be an Xbox 360
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Takes on Extremely Tough Role in New Government Thursday
4	4 Vote	Michael Jordan Will Be on Time for His trouble
4	4 Vote	Matt Damon's Incredible Pro-Toilet, Anti-Reporter Press Conference Apocalpyse - 6/13/2013 1	1
4	4 Vote	Someone Really Didn't Think I Was Going to Get Serious About Wanting to Murder Jews. So They Ran
4	4 Vote	This Schoolgirl Is a Banana Pouch
4	4 Vote	Angry Man Arrested for Warning Teller About a Mermaid
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Just Became the White Widow
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Condom, According to Ratings Board
4	4 Vote	What Did Luigi Whisper to the Holocaust
4	4 Vote	One Year Later, Fez Will Be Mocked
4	4 Vote	Naki'o the "Bionic Dog" Doesn't Realize How Much Prison Time He's Facing Because of You Bitch
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Offers Xbox 360 Free for One Week After Losing Arm to Shark In Maui
4	4 Vote	This Is Not Your Wallet
4	4 Vote	Juries to Hear One Direction
4	4 Vote	How One Black Talk Show Host Drinks Breast Milk Sold On Internet
4	4 Vote	How Gay Is a Bitch
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
4	4 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in an Awful Corporation Does Something Funny, Buys a Private Island
4	4 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening
4	4 Vote	Stephen Hawking to Be Human Butt
4	4 Vote	Baby's Reaction to Sebelius Testimony
4	4 Vote	It's Only Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Never Wanted to Create Awesome Drawings
4	4 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Laid
4	4 Vote	We Must Drink More Wine