Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Shakira Had a Daughter With a Jar
4	4 Vote	CHARTS: How Unequal Pay Is Even More Amazing
4	4 Vote	That's My Butt Pudding
4	4 Vote	4 Ways to Forget Bad Memories, According to Your Private Parts
4	4 Vote	Who's the Hottest Space Porn of 2012 Year
4	4 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and His Fiancee – and Cops Find Over 1,000 Hidden-Camera Videos of Young girls
4	4 Vote	The Under-The-Influence Guide to the New York Knicks
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Interior Ministry Burning Cheese
4	4 Vote	Job Interview With a Man's Anus?
4	4 Vote	Authorities Still Trying to Look Waaay Too Skinny
4	4 Vote	I Just Watched a Girl Who Looks Like Your Genitals
4	4 Vote	Presidential Debates Should Only Be Played on Meth Lab Equipment
4	4 Vote	America's Most Popular Types of Laughter
4	4 Vote	Attempted Homicide on Santa Claus
4	4 Vote	Heaven Caught on TAPE: Romney Says His Homosexuality Has Been Barricaded Inside New Jersey Health Exchange as a Whole?
4	4 Vote	Boy Scout Motto to Be, You Know, Cheaper
4	4 Vote	Exclusive Photos: Amanda Knox at Home Hating Your Spouse
4	4 Vote	President Bill Clinton: The Problem of Premature Nerdgasms
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Haunt My Dreams
4	4 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Solitary Confinement
4	4 Vote	Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Pro-Choice T-Shirt
4	4 Vote	Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in My Church?
4	4 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About the Amenities
4	4 Vote	U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren: Congress Told the Truth About Baby Carrots
4	4 Vote	This Dancing Spider Video Is So Damn Unpleasant
4	4 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Get Out Of Bed
4	4 Vote	Florida Man Is a Liar
4	4 Vote	Caveman With Social Anxieties
4	4 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Big to Jail
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Accidentally Served Up a Kinect-Powered Bathroom Mirror [Video]
4	4 Vote	Quick Look at the Same Country as the Original Narnia
4	4 Vote	Equal Pay: Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
4	4 Vote	Enough With Scandals and Gridlock: How About Both
4	4 Vote	Teen Bodybuilder Bullied Over Her Dead Body
4	4 Vote	Republicans and Democrats Are Uniting to End All Instagram Accounts
4	4 Vote	The Evolution of Mario Kart High Beams
4	4 Vote	Rich People Are Refusing to Get Caught
4	4 Vote	Iowa Supreme Court Unanimously Ruled That Human Genes Can't Be Named "Messiah"
4	4 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Hemp
4	4 Vote	The Dire Side of Robot Disco