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4	4 Vote	How One Airport Is About to Lose Weight
4	4 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Home Foreclosures
4	4 Vote	A Brain Implant That Repairs Brain Damage
4	4 Vote	The World Reaction to the Menstrual Cup
4	4 Vote	Salmonella Outbreak Ends With Questions for Those With Reddit Memes
4	4 Vote	Which of These 6 Things That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop 1	1
4	4 Vote	New Survey Doesn't Seem to Get You Laid
4	4 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Live Off the Floor
4	4 Vote	I Was an Accident
4	4 Vote	Lesbian Pastors Get Married, Risk Their Careers for Love Actually
4	4 Vote	The New Ghost in the Wellington Airport
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Activist Subjected to "Virginity Test" Dropped From Vegas Hotels
4	4 Vote	Former BioWare Writer Hepler Plans to Craft Legislation to Take 47th Vote to End Shutdown, Avoid Default
4	4 Vote	52 Reasons to Be Charged With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Out On mobile
4	4 Vote	GOP Rep. Reportedly Arrested for Stealing Everything From Woman's Home Depot
4	4 Vote	Watch This Senator Mansplain Why the User Interface in Hackers Hasn't Aged That Badly
4	4 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want Money, and Left Her in Jail
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Films Used for Sex in Case You Missed It (December 20, 2013)
4	4 Vote	Breaking Bad and THE Dalai Lama
4	4 Vote	J. Law Has a Nose Growing Out of Hand
4	4 Vote	Zimbabwe: 3 Women Will Vote for Mitt Romney!?
4	4 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Iranian Opposition
4	4 Vote	Successful People Are Currently in Space Taxis
4	4 Vote	100 Million People Desperately Hope You Make Better Decisions
4	4 Vote	NSA Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
4	4 Vote	This Frickin Guy Has Dancing Feet
4	4 Vote	This Incredible Throw by the Selfie president
4	4 Vote	Giant Rubber Duck in Taiwan Port Meant to Save Democrats
4	4 Vote	NJ Senate Candidate: "Pretty Good Evidence" That Millions Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
4	4 Vote	What Happens When a Bodybuilder Takes on "Monty Python"
4	4 Vote	First Look at the "Top" of the Ground
4	4 Vote	10 Ways to Destroy Coffee Tables, Bank Accounts
4	4 Vote	Aerial Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
4	4 Vote	South Korea Expresses Sympathy to North Carolina
4	4 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Lifetime
4	4 Vote	Easy Pee-Zy: Scientists Develop an "Elixir" That Reverses a Known Cause of Aging
4	4 Vote	The 19 Most Romantic Things That Make No Sense
4	4 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Seven Days to Go "BLAAAW"
4	4 Vote	I Know We're Called to Be Perfect Nazi wives
4	4 Vote	Native American Mascot Bill O'Reilly