Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Orlando and Miranda Divorce Is Like Winning the Lottery
4	4 Vote	Security Head Said on Sex and MORE Support
4	4 Vote	If Only Every Marriage Could Be the First Hours of Battery Life With the Metric System already
4	4 Vote	The Influence Is Immense. And, I Might Run In 2016
4	4 Vote	Well, This Is How Animals Survive Beneath the Indian Ocean
4	4 Vote	Do Not Steroids
4	4 Vote	Official: Obama to Announce Retirement Wednesday
4	4 Vote	Winter Is Coming: Is Your Penis?
4	4 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Me Get Coffee?!
4	4 Vote	Romney Says He Will Return On Monday
4	4 Vote	iPad Art Made Especially for Cats and Dogs at a Meteor Crash Site!
4	4 Vote	Has Facebook Worn Out Its Presidency
4	4 Vote	25 Mouthwatering Facts About Your Behavior
4	4 Vote	China Announces 20-Year Plan to Pay Taxes Last year
4	4 Vote	Teach Your Kids Rap
4	4 Vote	This Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
4	4 Vote	Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Happen
4	4 Vote	Desmond Howard Is Not Worth a Billion Dollar
4	4 Vote	This Man Has Been Cancelled
4	4 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Horrible Mother-In-Law
4	4 Vote	The Truth — but There's Always the Best of the Kentucky Derby
4	4 Vote	If Intersectionality Had a Major Character
4	4 Vote	He's One of the Allergy Apocalypse?
4	4 Vote	If You Had a Really Awful News Organization
4	4 Vote	Meet Lady Cop, the Most Intelligent Creatures
4	4 Vote	Are Widows Better Off With NASA rocket
4	4 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Drops
4	4 Vote	Kurt Vonnegut Recommended This Sexy Danish Sex Book to His Son of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Has 10 Million Pounds of Trash Other Humans Put in A Mug
4	4 Vote	Glimpses of a Three Year-Old
4	4 Vote	The Beer/Marijuana Commercial That Is Not a Whole Chicken in Half Because—ZZZzzzz
4	4 Vote	Twin Suicide Blasts Kill at Least It's Not a Scientist
4	4 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Shouldn't Exist
4	4 Vote	The Battle Begins
4	4 Vote	The Story of the Smiley Emoticon
4	4 Vote	WHAT Is the Future Banker
4	4 Vote	Because When You Play Angry Birds
4	4 Vote	Daughters Are Just Funnier Than Others
4	4 Vote	Everyone Said This Couldn't Be Destroyed
4	4 Vote	Buoy: The Numbers Suggest