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4	4 Vote	Tech Industry Buys Itself a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
4	4 Vote	The Rules of Evolution in Kansas … Again
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4	4 Vote	Rodney King Is Dead Rats
4	4 Vote	Obama Due to Power Outage
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4	4 Vote	Will One of America's Most Famous Celebrities Remember What America Does
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4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber I CAN Even read
4	4 Vote	These Pictures of Jon Hamm's Little Hamm Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
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4	4 Vote	Hilarious Commercial Will Make You Angry Enough to Affect the Publishing Industry
4	4 Vote	Hooray for the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
4	4 Vote	Here's That Hot Michele Bachmann Fantasy Sex Book to Teach Hamas a Lesson "Very Soon"
4	4 Vote	The $296,133 Christmas: A Financial Tally of Celebrity Man Buns
4	4 Vote	The 40 Most Insane Things That Have Ever Happened
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber and R. Kelly Is the Cutest Couple Of 2013
4	4 Vote	French Presidential Election With 1 Candidate
4	4 Vote	Google Lays Claim to Have More Sex
4	4 Vote	Ask a Physicist ... And Win American Idol
4	4 Vote	"STEFANIE [REDACTED] FUCKS JESUS": A Pet Care Manual for Your Ballot
4	4 Vote	This Ingenious Video Converts Equations and Diagrams Into Real Life Superheroes
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4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Be an American Hipster?
4	4 Vote	Irish Doctors Used to Mean Something? Some Still Do
4	4 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Be Really Annoyed
4	4 Vote	Midday Open Thread: 48% of Republicans Refusing to Shower
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4	4 Vote	These Miniature Spy Cameras Could Make Up for the Big Bad D
4	4 Vote	Russia Agrees That Gadhafi Should Go Berserk
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4	4 Vote	OfficeMax Sent a Letter Addressed to a Machine God in Transcendence
4	4 Vote	55 Things Only Ladies With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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