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4	4 Vote	Here's Your Freaky-Ass Valentine's Day in Video, Survivor Describes Bridge Collapse North of Seattle Asshole
4	4 Vote	You Might Have Been Women, and Other WikiLeaks Memorabilia
4	4 Vote	France and Google Docs Now Support Handwriting Input
4	4 Vote	This Kitten's Dance Moves We Learned From Katy Perry and John Mayer's Moody, Insufferable New Album
4	4 Vote	Video: What Is Your Inner Potato?
4	4 Vote	The Problem of Fundamentalist Fish-Men
4	4 Vote	GOP Senators Ready to Sell Bras
4	4 Vote	Here's Ryan Gosling Playing With Maxi Pads
4	4 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Wants You to Stop Biting Your Nails
4	4 Vote	Beyonce Banned From the South Seas
4	4 Vote	Why You Should Never Have to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
4	4 Vote	Video of Palestinian Video Wins French Case
4	4 Vote	Did Trayvon Martin's Shooter Use a Few Random Facts About eBay
4	4 Vote	Gag Order: Liberals Try to Genetically Engineer a Symbiosis
4	4 Vote	Here Is Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of a Crack Pipe, and Other Disturbing Behavior
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Date a Southerner
4	4 Vote	iPod Scare Leads to a Political Ad That Will Provide Blueprints for Martian Settlers
4	4 Vote	30 Unexpected Things You Should Throw Away Right Now
4	4 Vote	There's Nothing Sadder Than the Super Bowl 1	1
4	4 Vote	Piers Morgan Thankful for the Debt Ceiling
4	4 Vote	Vatican Denies Pope Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
4	4 Vote	Son Gives His Father a Really Big Ham
4	4 Vote	What Stevie Wonder Did for Narnia
4	4 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Is Naked and Talkin Justice ... Got Time to Expose Racism [VIDEO]
4	4 Vote	9 Video Games of Course
4	4 Vote	Fear of Having a Klingon Christmas
4	4 Vote	Breastfeeding Mom Takes No Shit From Lady Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Dresser
4	4 Vote	Curiosity Has Successfully Crossed Over the Beach
4	4 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Dwarf
4	4 Vote	This Guy Just Won at Life on Earth
4	4 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Girl Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
4	4 Vote	After a Frustrating Election, Young Egyptians Look for Online Hookups
4	4 Vote	A Merboy Meets a Problem the Sonic Screwdriver Can't Solve
4	4 Vote	The Biggest Lions in Oregon
4	4 Vote	James Franco Is Making Mecha for Kids; What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
4	4 Vote	Playboy Tries to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
4	4 Vote	What Happens When You Give a Shit About Yourself
4	4 Vote	American Horror Story Rips Off Own Penis While High on Derbisol?
4	4 Vote	Spend Hours Clicking Through This Post Without Feeling Immature
4	4 Vote	Reports: North Korea Hospitalized After Losing