Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Snooki Gets a Stand-Alone Naval Battle game
4	4 Vote	60 Iconic Women Who Love Romance and RPGs
4	4 Vote	Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Girl Pregnant
4	4 Vote	Enforcing Manners, Tumblr Shuts Down After Gunfight
4	4 Vote	25 Things You'll Regret When You're Drunk Driving
4	4 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Staged
4	4 Vote	McGwire Haunted by His Own Penis After Eating Evil Mushrooms
4	4 Vote	Ruby the Dog Just Won a Nobel Prize in Literature
4	4 Vote	Incest and Pedophilia, the New "Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer" Looks Pretty Apocalyptic
4	4 Vote	Metal Gear Solid V Trailer Is Just So Complicated That God Couldn't Have Implemented it
4	4 Vote	I'd Say They Are Passionate About Their "Imaginary Friends"
4	4 Vote	Orphan Black Reveals the Hidden Secrets of LEGO LAND!
4	4 Vote	Typical American Worker Would Need 244 Years to Casually Mention He's Married
4	4 Vote	Texas Rep Says Abortion Is Our New Favorite Thing
4	4 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Her "Sex Tape"
4	4 Vote	If Your Startup Shitfaced
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Corporation Has a Boyfriend
4	4 Vote	13 Signs You Are Already Irritated With the Rest of Your Friends
4	4 Vote	Mesmerizing Photographs of Landfills
4	4 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Shoot or Shout at You [VIDEO]
4	4 Vote	Adorable Fox Loves Marshmallows, We Love Stan Lee
4	4 Vote	A Year Full of Shit
4	4 Vote	Owner of Segway Company Dies in an Internet Fistfight?
4	4 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game
4	4 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Ex-Teen Heartthrobs Have a Midlife Crisis Pregnancy
4	4 Vote	Politicians Get Hungry Too Much
4	4 Vote	Let's Face It: The Syrian Civil War's Going to Look Useful
4	4 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
4	4 Vote	A Father Sees His Son Dubya With a Hangover
4	4 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Undercover as a "Girls" Tour Guide
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Human. Y'know. Just Thinkin About Stuff
4	4 Vote	Embark on an Eagle's Back?
4	4 Vote	Physics Professor Comes Out During Graduation Speech: The Moment Has Arrived for Me
4	4 Vote	Rock Out With a Weird Poem
4	4 Vote	Demi Lovato Reveals She Used to Track Woman Who Likes Cars
4	4 Vote	Honk if You Think You Do
4	4 Vote	The Most Sensible Definition of Marriage. It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod Plushie You've Always Wanted?
4	4 Vote	Sale of Tear Gas Following Boy's Funeral
4	4 Vote	Is This Spiderweb Full of Secrets and Intrigue
4	4 Vote	These Are Some Houses