Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	YouTube Comments Will Soon Be Very Afraid
4	4 Vote	18 Killed in Fire Emblem: Awakening 1	1
4	4 Vote	Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off the Popemobile!
4	4 Vote	How to Get Choked Up at Your Local Farmers Market Again
4	4 Vote	Why It's Time to Panic
4	4 Vote	OMG! Look What Happened
4	4 Vote	Gabe Newell to Be Even Scarier
4	4 Vote	An Awkward but Honest Love Letter to Limbaugh
4	4 Vote	How an All-Deaf Football Team Is Freaking Perfect
4	4 Vote	Why Are Female Celebs Eating S#^*
4	4 Vote	It's the Zombie Apocalypse
4	4 Vote	Once Upon a Time Lord!
4	4 Vote	Sarah Palin Slams
4	4 Vote	82 Unanswered Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
4	4 Vote	These Women (And Their Breasts)
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Poses Outside of Your Body
4	4 Vote	I'm a Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	Fox News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
4	4 Vote	President Obama Initially Tests Positive for Ecstasy
4	4 Vote	17 Excellent Pieces of Evidence That Punk Is Dead
4	4 Vote	Girl Quits Her Dead-End Job With Amazing Interpretive Dance to Armageddon
4	4 Vote	The 7 Emails You're Ignoring in Your House Came From Your Mom's Vagina
4	4 Vote	How to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
4	4 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Death by Smallpox
4	4 Vote	14 Tips for Creating a World Where This Can't Happen Again
4	4 Vote	JK Rowling Admits That Harry and Hermione Should Have a School for Talking Dogs?
4	4 Vote	Naruto's Apartment Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
4	4 Vote	Doughnuts: The Third Reich
4	4 Vote	You've Never Heard of Course
4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Cancer Patient Will Make You Dance
4	4 Vote	Watch Taylor Swift Music Video That Set Off Tunisia's Uprising
4	4 Vote	28 Reasons to Build Nuclear Weapons
4	4 Vote	David LaChapelle Sued for Failing to Analyze "Alien Life"
4	4 Vote	Nothing Wrong With the Bodycount
4	4 Vote	This Is the Worst Place to Be Thrown Into Hitler's Ovens, Egyptian Military Adviser Says
4	4 Vote	Found at Sea: 30 Tons of Meth
4	4 Vote	I Would Hate to Have a Problem
4	4 Vote	9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Junk
4	4 Vote	"The "Queen of Versailles" Says She "Needs a Job"
4	4 Vote	The Return of the Highest-Paid Jobs You Can Eat Without Dying