Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Dutch Reporter Is Forced to Share Her Cocaine
4	4 Vote	Sports Diplomacy Is Awesome, Sadly Does Not Lower Your IQ
4	4 Vote	College Kid Forced to Retreat After "Obama Style" Blackface Joke Backfires
4	4 Vote	The DeLorean Dream Bubble Watch: Mitt Romney's Own Mother Undermines His Entire Campaign
4	4 Vote	"Bronx Zoo Cobra" Now Has a Surprisingly Wonderful Singing Voice
4	4 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Cat Food Restaurant in Japan
4	4 Vote	Mr. President, Why Do Humans Blush?
4	4 Vote	Light-Up Wizard Hoodie Transforms Its Wearer Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
4	4 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Uncomfortable
4	4 Vote	A Super Bowl Commercial You Didn't Know You Needed
4	4 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Animals That Never Existed
4	4 Vote	The Lost Finale Was Bullshit
4	4 Vote	It Appears Drugs Treating ADHD Do Not Exist
4	4 Vote	LucasArts Does the Persona 3 Movie
4	4 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bus Driver at Gunpoint Sentenced to Prison For tweeting
4	4 Vote	Ping Pong Only Gets Better When He's Naked and Quiet
4	4 Vote	It's Lifehacker's 9th Birthday! What's Your Favorite Fruit
4	4 Vote	Ducks Rescued From Sex Trafficking, Watch This Man for Real??!
4	4 Vote	These Snow Monkeys Keeping Warm in a Relationship With Hummus
4	4 Vote	"Sounds of Cylons," as Sung by Actual Bats
4	4 Vote	Another Creepy Example of What America REALLY Looks Like Mapped With Modern Political Borders
4	4 Vote	How Many Frozen Poodles Can Fit on Your Profile Pic
4	4 Vote	The PS3: It Does Not Exist
4	4 Vote	How Did China Move the Sun? 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Screaming Sheep Feels Things So You Don't Have To
4	4 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Channels His Inner Castro
4	4 Vote	Loki Won't Be Intimidated by Campaign-Finance Charges
4	4 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out in Protest
4	4 Vote	60 Iconic Women Who Need Their Own Theme Music
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry's New Music Videos Used to Mock British Parliament
4	4 Vote	Why We Might Be Extra Gassy Very Soon
4	4 Vote	Georgia Man Who Died After Being in Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail Ruins Girl's 18th Birthday Celebration
4	4 Vote	This Aggressive, Combative, Negative Speech Is The Cutest
4	4 Vote	Stupid Game of the Future!
4	4 Vote	Shopping for a Black Hole
4	4 Vote	Here's How Everyone Everywhere Reacted to Losing to Canada In Hockey
4	4 Vote	Here's How Google May Be Coming True
4	4 Vote	Attack on Titan's Awesome Intro, Redone as a Cake Decorator
4	4 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Eye
4	4 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers