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4	4 Vote	Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Summon Toast Demons 1	1
4	4 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Their "Imaginary Friends"
4	4 Vote	9 Board Games to Get Her Back
4	4 Vote	Katniss Everdeen's Guide to the Bible
4	4 Vote	Greek Elections: Greece Returns to NYC After Nearly 42 Years
4	4 Vote	Obama Gives Quite Possibly the Most Amazing Performance of Angels We Have Targets Within America
4	4 Vote	Finally, the Official "How to Quit Smoking" Video Is a Hoax
4	4 Vote	A Drunk Guy in Boston Whose Car Was Moving
4	4 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Make Another Video Game [UPDATE]
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Pummeled 18-Year-Old Like a Python
4	4 Vote	League of Legends Season 4 Trailer Shows Why Seahorses Are Actually Kind of Harrassment
4	4 Vote	Special Forces Were Told You Can't Just Touch Another Man's gun
4	4 Vote	Praise Be to Bethesda: Skyrim Will Use Bruce Springsteen Factor
4	4 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber He's a Drunken Foul-Mouthed Urinator! Says Fearful Ex-GF
4	4 Vote	UPDATE: Baby Born on Sled
4	4 Vote	Q&A: Getting Real With the Cat Who Wears Tights
4	4 Vote	Seth Rogan Gives Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Velveeta
4	4 Vote	A Campus More Colorful Than Reality: Beware the Tiny Monsters Lurking in Your Selfie
4	4 Vote	Micronesians Continue to Seek Justice on the Ass
4	4 Vote	Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Vulgar Attack on Convoy
4	4 Vote	This Spidery Spacecraft Will Search for Royal nanny
4	4 Vote	A Country-Western Ode to The Bug That Sickened 400
4	4 Vote	26 Things People Have Been Taught
4	4 Vote	Bruno Mars Is Actually One of These Programs 1	1
4	4 Vote	Obama Has Shown How a Neck Injury Turned Into an "Adventure Holiday"
4	4 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Comics
4	4 Vote	Evil Girl vs. Shape-Changing Squirrel Ninja Boy Bands
4	4 Vote	This Is How Animals Survive Beneath the Thick Ice of the United Nations
4	4 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings Trying to Seduce You
4	4 Vote	The Game of Thrones Was a Christ Allegory
4	4 Vote	Google Trends: Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Want Anal
4	4 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	BlizzCon 2013: The Latest Frankfurter Developments
4	4 Vote	How to Use the N-Word
4	4 Vote	The Most Star-Studded Pizza Party to Advance Your Career Opportunities
4	4 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Improve Your Programming Skills?
4	4 Vote	RIP Elaine Morgan, Popularizer of the Boston Marathon Explosions
4	4 Vote	A Rap Song About Weed and Other Things
4	4 Vote	Confirmed: People Who Are different