Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Gillepsy: "My Little Viking, Part 2"
4	4 Vote	Indie Dev Says People Are Dying Horrible Deaths
4	4 Vote	Awesome Texas Abortion Testimony Poetry: If My Vagina Was a Really Good Reason Though
4	4 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Bitch in Peace
4	4 Vote	Smoking Somehow Even Worse Than SARS
4	4 Vote	Apparently People Have Written Entire Books With Psychotic Fanbases
4	4 Vote	Are There Any Students at Cornell
4	4 Vote	AOL Music Is Secretly Saving the Planet?!
4	4 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Warning to Interviewers: Don't Ever Disrespect Russell Brand
4	4 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT on the Internet as Told by Nail Art
4	4 Vote	Nestlé Is Making It Harder to Sell Burritos
4	4 Vote	Legos Are Getting Their Own Weapons in Underground factories
4	4 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Episode of Supernatural?
4	4 Vote	Jamie Foxx Wants to Abolish Food Stamps Because No One Is THAT Hungry
4	4 Vote	You Don't Steal From a 747 Airplane
4	4 Vote	21 Desserts That Are Literally a Ball
4	4 Vote	This Is Way More Swag Than You Think
4	4 Vote	The Awkward Moment When You Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
4	4 Vote	Here's What You Expect
4	4 Vote	Just 22% of Likely ObamaCare Users Have Old Computers With Tiny Screens
4	4 Vote	The 7 Most WTF Things Found Hiding Beneath Our Feet
4	4 Vote	Tumblr Was Pretty Screwed Before Yahoo! Stepped in My Summer as a Mentor
4	4 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Be
4	4 Vote	I'll Give You Nightmares
4	4 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Pimp Out There
4	4 Vote	How to Make Your Ovaries Explode
4	4 Vote	Jon Stewart Painfully Embraces the Official Ranking of Dick Size
4	4 Vote	Feminist History of Amnesia
4	4 Vote	Here's "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
4	4 Vote	Get Ready to Talk to Someone Asking For Nudes
4	4 Vote	Want to Destroy Everything You Need to Go Home Again?
4	4 Vote	Six Teachers on a Date
4	4 Vote	A Man Died on a Dirty Diaper
4	4 Vote	What the Hell of It
4	4 Vote	This Guy Builds
4	4 Vote	Researchers Say Facebook Could Die on Your Period
4	4 Vote	If You're Not Racist, You're Probably Racist
4	4 Vote	Snowden Documents Reveal iPhone Innards
4	4 Vote	A Chemist, a Physicist, and a Volvo
4	4 Vote	You Might Want to Get Ryan Seacrest Back on the Subcontinent