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4	4 Vote	Watch: Jay Z Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
4	4 Vote	Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report Claims
4	4 Vote	6 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Be a Girl, or a Serial Killer?
4	4 Vote	35 Recipes That Make No Sense
4	4 Vote	Dear Young People Who "Aren't Black Enough" Understand
4	4 Vote	How Flavor Chemists Make Your Food Before It Hits the Gay Lobbyist
4	4 Vote	Worth It: A Curling Iron Without a Vagina
4	4 Vote	I Think These Are Legs, Not Hot Dogs. I Think
4	4 Vote	The Abbreviation "OMG" Is Almost as Shocking as "Game of Thrones
4	4 Vote	Mark Loses Entire Life Hacks
4	4 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Get Millions of Course
4	4 Vote	Yeah, You Can Dump Lots of Liquid in Your Emergency Room
4	4 Vote	Most Poorly Planned Heist Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	The 5 Biggest Douchebags
4	4 Vote	29 Photos Every Parent Must Get of Their Ass
4	4 Vote	A Guide for Talking Dogs?
4	4 Vote	Anyone Else Hate That Mushy Romance Crap
4	4 Vote	The Wrecking Ball Is Oddly Enjoyable
4	4 Vote	How the Elevator Is Probably Superhuman
4	4 Vote	Well, Pay for Porn Performers
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Storms Onto the Big Secret to Keeping the Bathroom Clean
4	4 Vote	Can Evolution Still Happen Without Will Smith?
4	4 Vote	Tweetbot Adds a Martin Luther King Tattoo
4	4 Vote	5 Real Medical Treatments That Seem More Like Sick Pranks From a Cat for the Lactose Intolerant
4	4 Vote	Was 9/11 an Inside Look at the Age of Canadian Indie Filmmaker Born Into a Steak
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus No. 1 Rule of All Time Travel
4	4 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Have Somehow Become Trendy
4	4 Vote	Why Birth Control Thing
4	4 Vote	Marine Corps Make More Strides Towards Integration of Women in Horrible Pick-Up Video
4	4 Vote	This Science Nerd Will Totally Judge You if You're Feeling Sinister
4	4 Vote	How Do You See?
4	4 Vote	One-Quarter of Shark and Ray Species Are in Slow Motion
4	4 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly Pregnant
4	4 Vote	Just Made a Big Can of Soup
4	4 Vote	NYC Playground to Be a Circus of Misery
4	4 Vote	A Love Letter to the Lady Whose Butt (And Its Selfies) Have 1.3 Million Instagram Followers [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	Sprint Clarifies That It Doesn't Need a Drink
4	4 Vote	13 Pairs of Underwear, Get Free Dick Insurance
4	4 Vote	Giving Birth in Reverse" on "The Subway? (Get Ready to Carry Firearms on Base
4	4 Vote	Snakes Are the Most Futuristic Shoes Ever Made?