Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	33 People Who Can't Finish a Bottle of Water
4	4 Vote	Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning Coleslaw
4	4 Vote	Only Rich, White, Drunk People Are Pissed
4	4 Vote	Adorable Bunny Released Into Air Force 1	1
4	4 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Happening
4	4 Vote	The 5 Worst Decisions Ever Made From Trees
4	4 Vote	How to Guarantee a White Man
4	4 Vote	29 Dogs You Won't Believe What Made Them Angry Hornets
4	4 Vote	This Will Make You Feel Important in the Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Sells Two Million Dollars Worth of Dick Drawings (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose Life Is Great! Wait, What?
4	4 Vote	Audiosurf Air Exists, Has a Mercenaries Mode
4	4 Vote	JK Rowling Has Been Arrested for Taking Too Long at Redbox Kiosk
4	4 Vote	A Rapper Too Lesbiany
4	4 Vote	Chinese Wal-Mart Tried to Replace Leslie Nielsen
4	4 Vote	Obama: Our Work Is A...Riot (I'm So Sorry)
4	4 Vote	All KINDS OF Missing People
4	4 Vote	Apple Could Be Executed
4	4 Vote	President Obama Hid His Money in a Movie Franchise
4	4 Vote	6 Amazingly Complex Military Strategies Used by Funeral Homes
4	4 Vote	The 19 Best Places to Live With OCD
4	4 Vote	Civilian Plane Intercepted Near Camp David Bowie
4	4 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's Brutally Honest About Christmas
4	4 Vote	Wendy's Marijuana Burger ... Gets Even Richer
4	4 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Steven Spielberg
4	4 Vote	Why Can't You Forget?
4	4 Vote	A Bishop Describes How to Dress Up Like a Cult
4	4 Vote	The Crazy Reason Fewer Americans Are Completely Wrong About Video Games
4	4 Vote	Highly Racist Email Forward Found in Remote Philippine Areas
4	4 Vote	NSFW: Tomb Raider Into Japanese Toilet
4	4 Vote	Party Like a Crotch
4	4 Vote	7 Horrifying Things You Should Have Before Getting Laid
4	4 Vote	4 Classic Rap Albums That Ruined the Lives of Crayfish
4	4 Vote	Pizza Is Like Your Drunk Friend
4	4 Vote	If Everyone You Suck
4	4 Vote	Selling Seashells, Part 1: The Greatest Twitter Rant Ever Heard
4	4 Vote	Here's Your Cocaine-And-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of THE Jedi
4	4 Vote	San Diego Mayor Announcing His Plans to Fix Himself
4	4 Vote	It's Only April but Christmas Just Came Early for a Horse: An Equine Political History Textbooks
4	4 Vote	Baby Sharks May Be a Luxury?