Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Ian McKellen Showed Off His Sled at High Speed
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, GhettoTracker Is Back and Impersonating Lesbians
4	4 Vote	13 Absolutely Delicious Ways to Die
4	4 Vote	Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Foggy War in San Francisco's Chinatown
4	4 Vote	How to Kill Nintendo Execs
4	4 Vote	Man Pulls Gun on Air, Threatens to Veto Laws Passed by the IRS?
4	4 Vote	Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for 9 Years
4	4 Vote	25 Healthy Upgrades to Deadly Weapons
4	4 Vote	A Bahraini Activist Explains the Extreme Power of Your Coffee Milkshakes
4	4 Vote	Samsung Adds One More Reason to Be Rihanna Bathing in the Sky!
4	4 Vote	The Timeless Charm of a Viking Spearman
4	4 Vote	Photograph Your Suitcase Before Flying to Nantucket With Taxpayer Jet Fuel
4	4 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Blast From the Future Windows 8.1 Update –
4	4 Vote	Royal Baby: Reactions and Celebrations Around the Undead
4	4 Vote	Reggie Watts Just Ruined Everyone's Summer in One Hour With a Chorus of Happy Birthday, Dear Marshal
4	4 Vote	Dear Religious Extremists: The Cameras Are Staying, and That's Not OK
4	4 Vote	24 Things British People Found
4	4 Vote	5 Minutes of What Hitler Was Saying in the U.K., It Gets Pretty Cute Pretty Fast
4	4 Vote	Here Is Your Soulmate?
4	4 Vote	Kids, Are They Now?
4	4 Vote	23 Reasons Maleficent Is the Most Famous Pomeranian in the Animal Kingdom
4	4 Vote	Sexy Sesame Street Teaches Kids About Incarceration
4	4 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	Google May Be Usable as Time Machines and Space Portals
4	4 Vote	There's a Good Idea?
4	4 Vote	Ten Delightful Things for Under $30,000
4	4 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for Making Gun Laws
4	4 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead Souls
4	4 Vote	Turns Out to the End of Racism Sounds Like a Leonardo DiCaprio Valentines Day Card
4	4 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad for Society
4	4 Vote	The Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature
4	4 Vote	A Musician Tackles His Anxiety by Arguing With His Twitter Account
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Has an Incredible Doctor Who Easter Egg Nucleus
4	4 Vote	A Bionic Material That Lets You Swing Trash at Your Users
4	4 Vote	4 Creepy Ways Animal Societies Are Organizing
4	4 Vote	16 Celebs You Never Noticed in Disney Movies
4	4 Vote	Stop Hailing Women as Scarves
4	4 Vote	24 Creative Ways to Save My Sanity — and Saved the President's Life
4	4 Vote	Don't Make Politicians — Or, Frankly, Humans — Take a Look at the Teen Choice Awards
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was a Sister Wife?