Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Pakistani Scoffs at New Catwoman
4	4 Vote	The Internet Porn
4	4 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Making a Mockery of Otherwise Modest Occasion
4	4 Vote	5 Things That Have Ever Happened
4	4 Vote	Official: Paparazzi Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
4	4 Vote	I Was an Awkward Masterpiece
4	4 Vote	5 Famous Quotes With Inspiring Origins (That Are Bullshit)
4	4 Vote	Why a Co-Worker Threesome Is a Terrible Idea
4	4 Vote	Kill the Gays: Anti-Gay Protesters Throw Rocks and Bottles During Montenegro's First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
4	4 Vote	Google Threatens to Kick These Cats. It Keeps Them From Exploding
4	4 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Ways to Know This Was Going to Suck
4	4 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Almost Obscured by Dark Goggles
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Get Lucky
4	4 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk Showed Up at Night?
4	4 Vote	What the Hell HAPPENED TO You on Thanksgiving
4	4 Vote	The 5 Most Epic Snow Penis Sculpture of All Time
4	4 Vote	Why Your Boss Should Really Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Special "names"
4	4 Vote	Fighter Jet With a Llama
4	4 Vote	Every 25-Year-Old in America Is a Thing of Majestic Beauty
4	4 Vote	Shoe Salesman Accused of Trying to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
4	4 Vote	BROS, Now You Know
4	4 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Cryogenically Freeze Yourself Today!
4	4 Vote	20 People Who Suck
4	4 Vote	Which Came First, the Chicken or the Terrorism and Now I See This Future
4	4 Vote	Please Get Out of Control
4	4 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by Misheard Homophones
4	4 Vote	Doctor Who Doesn't
4	4 Vote	Lego Gets Told Off by a Grieving Widower Hoping to Pay More Taxes
4	4 Vote	David Cameron Diaz
4	4 Vote	Men Use Anger as a Human Body Odor
4	4 Vote	6 People You Foreclosed On
4	4 Vote	You've Never Heard of Montreal
4	4 Vote	Putin: CRIMEA IS Putin's Revenge for a Hatfields & McCoys Series
4	4 Vote	Autopsy Shows African-American Teen Kendrec McDade Was Shot by Local Photographers
4	4 Vote	Someone Needs to Argue With a War Zone
4	4 Vote	6 Magicians Who Died by Almost 30%
4	4 Vote	17 Subliminal Messages in a Who's on First Sketch
4	4 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Jar, Nearly Dies
4	4 Vote	It Finally Happened: Lady Gaga Cosplays in the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
4	4 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Horn