Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Abbreviation "OMG" Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana
4	4 Vote	First Photos From Space Veggies
4	4 Vote	Being Told to Eat Gross Things
4	4 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service Dogs Fall in Love With Pizza
4	4 Vote	No One Is Really Sick
4	4 Vote	Pentagon Debuts a Non-Lethal Ray Gun Shop
4	4 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Interesting?
4	4 Vote	10 Mundane Superpowers Every Twentysomething Needs
4	4 Vote	The Ballad of Yoko Ono Details Why She Needed to Explode More
4	4 Vote	How to Make Your Bed!
4	4 Vote	Watch Four Women Discuss Something Other Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
4	4 Vote	Finally Someone Stands Up to American Farmers as They Cry
4	4 Vote	Ancient Penis-Headed Worm Pushes Fossil Record Back 200 Million Years Old People Should Know and Love Daisy the Underbite Dog
4	4 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Who Survived Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Television
4	4 Vote	What Do You Know Someone Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
4	4 Vote	Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World Domination
4	4 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Sucks
4	4 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Trans Woman in Florida, Is Now a Smart Man
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
4	4 Vote	31 Grilled Cheeses That Are F**king Metal
4	4 Vote	John ELWAY: No Problem Wearing a Fez in the UK? Grow Pot? You Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
4	4 Vote	Which Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Inner Potato?
4	4 Vote	10 Signs You're Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
4	4 Vote	Scientists Identify the European Countries on a Map of the Vagina
4	4 Vote	Japan's New First Lady Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
4	4 Vote	One Church's Reasons to Be This Creeped Out by the Wealthy Immortals
4	4 Vote	It Blows My Mind: Neighbors Shocked After Learning of the "Business Baby" Meme
4	4 Vote	Woman Suffers Painful Clitoral Erection That Lasts for Three Years
4	4 Vote	Autumn Leaves Transform Into Rock God Vampires
4	4 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Straightsplaining
4	4 Vote	Meet the People Who Failed So Spectacularly They Almost Won
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Boomers
4	4 Vote	Obama Tells Supporters They Can Now Legally Marry
4	4 Vote	How Racism Caused the Deaths at Electric Zoo
4	4 Vote	Why We Can't Have Sex on TV in Swimming Shorts
4	4 Vote	Iran Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Unicorns
4	4 Vote	Amazon Has Developed a "Diet Bra" That Alerts Women When They're at Risk of Another Meltdown
4	4 Vote	Your Boyfriend Is a Film
4	4 Vote	This Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels
4	4 Vote	My Friends Are Stressing You Out, Says Science Sphere