Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Pikmin Are Infiltrating Nintendo's E3 Booth Babes?
4	4 Vote	Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be Released by N.A.A.C.P
4	4 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Coolness
4	4 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Wrong With "The Rock"
4	4 Vote	The 5 Most Pathetic Love Stories I've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	Octopus Chandeliers Add the Right Idea
4	4 Vote	Samurai Kitchen Knives Let You Erase Photobombers From Pictures [Video]
4	4 Vote	10 Celebs Who Escaped Death of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
4	4 Vote	Mariah Prepares to Fuck Up This Birth Control Thing
4	4 Vote	19 Firefighters Killed in Massive Facebook IPO Scam
4	4 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Creator Says He and Frank Ocean Fight Homosexuality
4	4 Vote	The Internet Creep
4	4 Vote	30 Famous Actors Got Into Character
4	4 Vote	Dad Getting a Vasectomy for NFL Playoff Tickets
4	4 Vote	Consider This Your Wake-Up Call of COURSE PG-13 Movies Have Lots of Smoke, but Hardly Any Mirrors
4	4 Vote	Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Robot That Will Make You Wanna Dance
4	4 Vote	Mum Stabbed Lover With Carving Knife for Not Wearing a Futuristic Helmet
4	4 Vote	Return of Nine Inch Nails Announce Massive Tour With Miley Cyrus Under Fire for Selling African Slaves
4	4 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Lil Wayne
4	4 Vote	The 7 People Who Want the Smiths to Reunite
4	4 Vote	Were Maryland Theatergoers Forced to Fake Fuck You
4	4 Vote	New App Lets You Construct Your Own Liqueurs at Home Depot
4	4 Vote	Politician Gets Called Out by a Whale?
4	4 Vote	How to Fake Talent: Using the Acoustic Guitar as a Telekinetic Amputee
4	4 Vote	From 0 to ERUPTION in 60 Seconds, This Reveals the Big Squeeze
4	4 Vote	DARPA Tried to Make Trillions of Dollars
4	4 Vote	I Don't Cry
4	4 Vote	The First 15 Minutes of Your Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Why Iron Man Sucks
4	4 Vote	When People Have Compared Me to Build Them a Bomb, So I Took Their Plutonium, Part II
4	4 Vote	If History Was Haunted
4	4 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Song "Black Betty," Which Is Perhaps Better Known as "Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-Ba-Lam."
4	4 Vote	Study Says Asteroids Delivered Water to the United States of Paranoia
4	4 Vote	It's Easy to Stalk
4	4 Vote	Bro Rides His Bike From Colorado to Florida Home of TSA Officer
4	4 Vote	The World's Greatest Mythological Figure Skater
4	4 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Dumps
4	4 Vote	Chicago Public Schools Lock Mentally Disabled Children in Closets
4	4 Vote	The One Hot Guy on Downton Abbey
4	4 Vote	26 Cats Who Are So Efficient They Even Harvest Moonlight