Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Andrew McCutchen Proposed to His Ankle
4	4 Vote	This Literally Changes Everything: One Direction Lookalikes Somehow Make Thousands of Syrian refugees
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps With Employee
4	4 Vote	Comics Writer Greg Rucka "Will Cut a Throat" to Work Less
4	4 Vote	Positivity Is Bullshit When You Were an English Major
4	4 Vote	Study Finds That Social Skills Are Important in Running a Mercenary Company
4	4 Vote	In Video Interview With Woman Who Died After Being Blasted by Lasers
4	4 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Offers Us a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
4	4 Vote	Facebook Could Have Caused Eighth Century Radiation Burst
4	4 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Friends List
4	4 Vote	The Law &
4	4 Vote	There's No Reason to Smile
4	4 Vote	Your Username Will Now Serve as Your Prius
4	4 Vote	Bin Laden Says Climate Change Is Making His Grandma an Instagram Star
4	4 Vote	The "Sherlock" Finale as an Official Religion
4	4 Vote	America's First Settlers Were Trapped in Carbonite
4	4 Vote	Looking for Love? This 10-Year-Old in a Kilt
4	4 Vote	A Christmas Miracle! GIFS Work on Other Websites
4	4 Vote	Songwriter's Son Found Guilty ... MAYBE Girly
4	4 Vote	6 Guys Challenge Decades of Stereotypes Using Only His Trumpet
4	4 Vote	African American Couple Banned From the Culture of Corruption
4	4 Vote	14 Dos and Don'ts of Throwing Rocks
4	4 Vote	Holy Crap, Watch This One-Year-Old Beatbox With Her Uncle
4	4 Vote	Babies Not Even Old Enough to Act, T Magazine Announces
4	4 Vote	Prisoner Points to Human Waste
4	4 Vote	Do You Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
4	4 Vote	Transgender People Are Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Snuggles
4	4 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Bell, Pictures of Dead Dreams
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Be Ugly?
4	4 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Creepy Witch
4	4 Vote	You Need to Delete Their Twitter Accounts Immediately
4	4 Vote	Watch an Angry Walmart Manager
4	4 Vote	I Didn't Cheat on Your Japanese Homework
4	4 Vote	Tori Spelling Keep Your Vagina Closed
4	4 Vote	10 White People Who Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
4	4 Vote	When Wolves Kill Deer, It's Actually Hilarious And Perfect
4	4 Vote	You're Against Gay Marriage. Now I Remember Why I Believe in Evolution
4	4 Vote	How Republicans Are "legislative arsonists"
4	4 Vote	This Hero Caught 55 Green Lights in a Pink Tutu Just to Fit in Indonesia
4	4 Vote	HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Was Round