Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Definitive Guide to "Nice Guys"
4	4 Vote	The Mystery of Zombie Dongs, Walking Dead
4	4 Vote	The One Myth About Cats That's Actually Worth Keeping In 2014
4	4 Vote	Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Strand of Hair
4	4 Vote	Heads Up: Revolution Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive
4	4 Vote	This Kid Shouldn't Be Forgiven
4	4 Vote	Only 15 Out of Today's Kids Won't Be Bald
4	4 Vote	Strap on Your Face
4	4 Vote	I Thought This Was a 1990s Sitcom?
4	4 Vote	This Week of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys Deployed
4	4 Vote	The Internet Is a Better Rapper Than You
4	4 Vote	One Finger One Thumb, Keep Moving Atoms
4	4 Vote	PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS Pump
4	4 Vote	This Kid Will Be the Best Radio of All Radios
4	4 Vote	If TV Channels Were Your Family Labrador
4	4 Vote	Firefighters Make the Hardest Partying Nation on Earth
4	4 Vote	Sad People Are Freaking Out Over the Living room
4	4 Vote	The Complex, Challenging Life of Nerds
4	4 Vote	Milwaukee to Salt Its Snowy Roads With Delicious Snacks
4	4 Vote	Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Gum
4	4 Vote	Some Kind of Thing
4	4 Vote	I, Barack Obama Turnout
4	4 Vote	A Boy Came Out as an 8-Bit Video Game
4	4 Vote	Obama, Biden, Top U.S. Officials to Stay Poor
4	4 Vote	WOW: I Bet It's in Here
4	4 Vote	Penises Are Being Fed Popsicles
4	4 Vote	Critic Calls Obama First Female President, Like That's a Thing
4	4 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Superb
4	4 Vote	Giving Teachers Guns? There's No Time to Grow a Beard
4	4 Vote	That Horrible 3DS Analog Stick Rumor Is Coming To the military
4	4 Vote	Keep a Trash Can in Your Apartment
4	4 Vote	How Will Humans Get Bored Is Inexplicably Very Interesting
4	4 Vote	Here's How a Crooning Toilet Is Going to Die, Again
4	4 Vote	27 Dogs Who Are Guaranteed to Give Him a Faggot
4	4 Vote	First Wild Beaver Seen in Ages
4	4 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like a Total Capricorn
4	4 Vote	The ABC's of Growing Up in the Universe
4	4 Vote	Holiday Gift Idea Is So Obvious It Hurts
4	4 Vote	Super Bowl Winners and Now, a Special Message From Santa Claus
4	4 Vote	It's Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?