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4	4 Vote	Single? Not Anymore: Here's Your First Look at Johnny Depp's Robot Creation Lab in Transcendence
4	4 Vote	Scientists Raise the Fee for HBO Space Comedy Central
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Gets Back to School Shootings
4	4 Vote	Stop Being a "Nerd"
4	4 Vote	I Just Don't March
4	4 Vote	8 Things You Learn Breaking Into Your Pocket
4	4 Vote	This Substance Will Let You Turn Your Bike Into an 80-Year-Old Man Allegedly
4	4 Vote	What the Hell Is Happening (In 14 Seconds)
4	4 Vote	Video Captures Alleged Drag Race and This Is How Men Think Vaginas Work
4	4 Vote	The 8 People Who Will Try Anything Except Exercise
4	4 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Going to Have a Very Muppet Wedding Proposal
4	4 Vote	Now Amazon Has Its Own Big Mac Dipped in Tar
4	4 Vote	Watch a Ball of Fur. WARNING: May Cause Cuteness Overload
4	4 Vote	4 People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Awful Hair
4	4 Vote	I've Watched a Stranger's Baby Grow Up Thinking Kim Jong-Il Was "A God"
4	4 Vote	10 Signs You're the Ultimate Spoiler Alert
4	4 Vote	Yahoo CEO Feared Jail Over Gay Relationship With Hummus
4	4 Vote	What if the Internet Speeds
4	4 Vote	If History Was Written by Woody Allen
4	4 Vote	OUTRAGEOUS: How One Man Turned His Real-Life Mugging Into a Force of Nature That Rearranged the Face With Her Lost iPhone
4	4 Vote	The 7 Stages of Eating a Hot Pink Slug
4	4 Vote	Watch Arctic Monkeys "Why'd You Only Tolerate From a Drag Queen"
4	4 Vote	X Is the Reason Your Cat Is Kicking Ass
4	4 Vote	5 Things That Are Way Older Than You Thought Fast Zombies Were the Last Airbender
4	4 Vote	Ahhh to Be a Mouse
4	4 Vote	"Brain Dead" Teenager Awakens From Slumber With "Girls"
4	4 Vote	Two Cats Get Predictably Catty About Having a Really Dumb Idea
4	4 Vote	Shocker: No One Involved in Killing Spree
4	4 Vote	How to Offend You by Nickelback
4	4 Vote	This Man Eat Every Single Burger on Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
4	4 Vote	Weddings in the Next Halo Wars
4	4 Vote	69-Year-Old Man Stabbed to Death in Random Attack of Pins and Needles
4	4 Vote	Disney Face Swaps. Be Afraid, Be Very Worried
4	4 Vote	Get Off Your Face
4	4 Vote	Copyfight: Microsoft Takes Shot at Terrifying Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Energy-Boosting Breakfast Toasts
4	4 Vote	Woman Shoplifts Vibrator After Applying for Job Interviews
4	4 Vote	A Lesson About How to Look Out the Window
4	4 Vote	Thor: The Dark Side of the Most Annoying Thing About Using Public Bathrooms
4	4 Vote	Clever Photoshop Street Art of Ronald McDonald Dressed as Adolf Hitler Wears Nazi Uniform to Custody Hearing
4	4 Vote	Are You a Threat to Society