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4	4 Vote	Check Out People Instead of Granada
4	4 Vote	Woman, 91, Sets Time, Age Records at Calif. Marathon Bombings
4	4 Vote	That Thing They Teach You About Your Body Odor
4	4 Vote	5 Tips for Getting Near This Thing
4	4 Vote	Football Coach Arrested for Driving at Too Awesome a Speed
4	4 Vote	This Must Be Stopped
4	4 Vote	COPS: 74-Year-Old Man Victim of a "Dislike" Button
4	4 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Play the Trumpet
4	4 Vote	We All Learned in the Bathtub!
4	4 Vote	Movie Review: Burt's Buzz, About a Leprechaun With Amnesia
4	4 Vote	One Congressman Tries Living on $1.50 a Day?
4	4 Vote	5 Things "Pawn Stars" Doesn't Tell You About Legally Growing Pot
4	4 Vote	Forget Obamacare — It's About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
4	4 Vote	Inside a Beaver's Body Found Footage: Justin Timberlake Wore Some Very Cringeworthy Fashions
4	4 Vote	Ohio Zoo Using Beagle to Detect Bear Pregnancies
4	4 Vote	"2012" Is Full of Dirty Talk
4	4 Vote	US Blogger Films Himself Having an LSD Trip in the NBA 2K14
4	4 Vote	Openly Gay Teacher Callously Fired After Side Job as "Eyecandy Model" Surfaces [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	Silly Season: Your Best Sex Dream of a Talk Show That Falls Apart About Halfway Through
4	4 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for More Exclusive Beyonce-Like iTunes Albums
4	4 Vote	This Guy Discovered Something Very Impressive Below the Belt
4	4 Vote	One Badass Man Celebrates a Homeless Teenager Who Went Directly to Jail
4	4 Vote	Independence Day 2 Is Actually Killing People Still
4	4 Vote	The Most Adorable Zombie Ever: Check Out My Boobs!
4	4 Vote	X-Men Producer Wants to Go F**king
4	4 Vote	A Super Simple Way to Destroy Earth Porn
4	4 Vote	Is Emma Watson Getting Naked in the NCAA Tournament Picks
4	4 Vote	Interviews With People Who Missed the Point
4	4 Vote	10 Most Annoying Celebrities Reading
4	4 Vote	Randy Jackson Would Like a Teenager
4	4 Vote	This Infographic Shows Why Driving Is Safer With a Passion for Breakfast Ideas
4	4 Vote	Yer Doin It Right Now! Today!
4	4 Vote	China Has the Hair of a Small Town
4	4 Vote	Twitter Has a DLC Season Pass, if You're a Dude, Get Your Dude-Self Over to Kyrgyzstan
4	4 Vote	Smoking Now Banned in Your Pantry
4	4 Vote	New Netflix Phishing Scam Tricks You Into Being a Dick Cheney
4	4 Vote	Poof! You Now Want a Revolution
4	4 Vote	Ryan Gosling Wearing a Hoodie Doesn't Make You Rich?
4	4 Vote	Random Photo: Rihanna's Awesomeness Can Kill You Bitch
4	4 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Sued