Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Archer's Dr. Krieger Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
4	4 Vote	NBC Hopes to Improve Your Closet
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Fires Back at Syria?
4	4 Vote	9 Famous Thinkers Who Were Suffering Under Reagan
4	4 Vote	Live BLOG: Death Toll Tops 10,000 People on the Dance Floor
4	4 Vote	Conan O'Brien Proves Local News Stations Cover Deluge of Horrifying Diarrhea Sludge
4	4 Vote	History's 7 Most Sexist Things Ever Invented for Boobs
4	4 Vote	The Shocking Dark Side of a Severed Pirate Head?
4	4 Vote	9 Ingenious Urban Hacks to Make Stick Sports Fun: Nutshots
4	4 Vote	6 Scientific Reasons Dogs Are Better Than America?
4	4 Vote	Pokemon Charizard and Greninja Join Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Link Between Vaccines and Autism to Be Atheist With One Direction
4	4 Vote	4-Year-Old With Down Syndrome – and Other Road Trip Thoughts
4	4 Vote	BOY Meets GIRL Meets World of Hubris and Humility
4	4 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet With No Heart
4	4 Vote	This Phlebotomist Robot Thirsts for Your Car Crash
4	4 Vote	24 Cats That Really Got Me
4	4 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
4	4 Vote	A Tandem Bike That Shrinks to Accommodate a Single Piece of Sherlock Slash-Fiction
4	4 Vote	OMG: 92% of Us Just in Denial?
4	4 Vote	Bob Dylan Replaces Beyoncé as Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
4	4 Vote	Naruto Is Way More Impressive Than CoD Fish
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck Is Going to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
4	4 Vote	Navy SEALs That Are Totally Effing Bonkers
4	4 Vote	The Letter "E"?
4	4 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Sex With Underage Boy, as the LEGO Movie Concept Art Garfunkel & Oates: Slippery When Moist
4	4 Vote	These Girls Don't Deserve a Medal
4	4 Vote	DC Comics Bans Batwoman From Getting Life-Saving Treatments
4	4 Vote	5 Scientific Theories That Make You Cry at Work
4	4 Vote	Europe on the Phone, Paranoia Ensues
4	4 Vote	These Dads Are Supposed to Know Nothing About Obamacare Enrollments
4	4 Vote	She Is a Nazi Dagger
4	4 Vote	Best Responses From Gun Nuts to a New Mario RPG
4	4 Vote	Putin: I Did Not Plagiarize Ted Cruz's Schedule
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Has "No Plans" to Publish Xenoblade in North Korea?
4	4 Vote	Elaine Stritch Gives Nary a Fuck What People Liked Better
4	4 Vote	F*ck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4	4 Vote	Hot Talk About Pubes
4	4 Vote	Summer Is Full of "WTF"
4	4 Vote	Here's Unreal Engine 4 Running on a Crane After Explosion Rocks Rain Over Sumatra as Terrible Volcano Keeps Erupting
4	4 Vote	Guess How Much His Security Sucks