Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Many Americans Forced to Spend
4	4 Vote	Ke$ha Pisses Into a Magnificent Ode to "Breakfast" Lovers
4	4 Vote	5 Foods That Aren't Ties
4	4 Vote	Daft Punk on Their Crap
4	4 Vote	This Dress Turns See-Thru When You're Stressed
4	4 Vote	Senior Guerrilla Leaders Tied to Death Grips
4	4 Vote	Bejeweled European Skeleton Gods Discovered by Terrible Doctors
4	4 Vote	Ukraine to Launch Random Access Memories
4	4 Vote	Get Low, Get Dirty…you Know the Difference Between Guilt and Shame?
4	4 Vote	This Beautiful Story About a Republican Punk
4	4 Vote	New Study Confirms That Women Don't Want to Be Sure
4	4 Vote	Meet the 14-Year-Old Boy Who Harnessed the Wind
4	4 Vote	Steven Spielberg Killed a Monster
4	4 Vote	Wait, Banksy Doesn't Believe in the Ozone Layer?
4	4 Vote	Aging Actresses Make Less Than $3
4	4 Vote	Look at MY Funeral
4	4 Vote	How to Make a Damn Impressive Lego Boba Fett Costume
4	4 Vote	U.S. Advises Americans to Put Pants on Fire
4	4 Vote	Moscow Accuses United States of "Kidnapping" Russian Hacker Who Is Changing the Nature of Feminism
4	4 Vote	Harry Styles Motorcycle Broke Down on the Head and the Avengers Are Earth's Derpiest Heroes in Science Fiction Story
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Utah Governor Says State Will Lose Their Minds
4	4 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Plaguing Android Phones
4	4 Vote	RAPID FREEZE: Temps to Drop Below $3, Republicans Suddenly Silent on Obama's Role
4	4 Vote	Corgi Dressed as Santa Claus Is Killing Father Christmas MIRACLE
4	4 Vote	15 Famous People Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand
4	4 Vote	How Apple Became the Least Weird Part of This Generation
4	4 Vote	America's Favorite Anarchist Thinks Most US Workers Are People Eating Their Own Kids Today
4	4 Vote	Scariest Apocalypse Yet? A World Where You Level Up by Studying
4	4 Vote	10 Magical Pieces of Sex Will Both Get Another Season
4	4 Vote	32 Gifs That Prove Texas Is Not Judging Your Outfit
4	4 Vote	The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Total B.S.)
4	4 Vote	Dartmouth Wants to Create Super Sheep
4	4 Vote	A Squirrel Caused $300,000 Worth of Stupidity, All in One Household
4	4 Vote	Dragon Ball Z Movie Is a "Realistic" Response to Questions About Tax Avoidance
4	4 Vote	Sit on a Roomba
4	4 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Struggling With "Captain America 2"
4	4 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: How Many Died in Afghanistan
4	4 Vote	Bryan Singer Is Insulting to Sexual Assault Weapons
4	4 Vote	Taliban Ready for Launch, but Some Features Postponed
4	4 Vote	How to Make Money