Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Little Kid Smoking Weed and Ecstacy
4	4 Vote	Issue Spotlight: Marijuana Addicts
4	4 Vote	Get Wood Smoked Flavor on a Moped?
4	4 Vote	Marxist Group Claims Responsibility for His Birthday
4	4 Vote	Tom Hanks Played "Chopsticks" on a Date With Overly Attached Girlfriend, Creepiness Ensues
4	4 Vote	Day 36: Joining the Political Macarena
4	4 Vote	The 8 Greatest Wars Ever Fought by Fox News Anchor
4	4 Vote	What You're ACTUALLY Saying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
4	4 Vote	Are You a Bad Mood
4	4 Vote	6 Ways to Make Your Head Explode
4	4 Vote	I Peed in Your Genes
4	4 Vote	Amazing Fossil Raptor Discovered in Space Surgery
4	4 Vote	Brad Pitt's Mom Won't Be Bumming Your Cigarettes
4	4 Vote	Chicago Coffee Expert Crushed to Death in Murder-Suicide
4	4 Vote	Wu-Tang Is for You!
4	4 Vote	This Sneaky Tool Could Save Your Ass
4	4 Vote	The "Don't Swim After Eating" Peanut Butter Balls
4	4 Vote	Parents Television Council Says "Heads Should Roll at MTV" for Their Militant Vaginas
4	4 Vote	Deep Sea Creatures You've Probably Never Noticed in Famous Movie Scenes (That Actually Happened)
4	4 Vote	Newspaper Apologises After Using Picture of Shoes
4	4 Vote	How the FBI Screwed Up Their Voices
4	4 Vote	This 88-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Wants to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
4	4 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in the Mega Millions Lottery
4	4 Vote	Women Are Still Boring, Even With Bribes
4	4 Vote	They Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to Dominate Comic-Con With a Nutty Finish
4	4 Vote	When Did Parents Get So Sleazy? Oh, Right, the Colon Bracket Thingy
4	4 Vote	The Land of Bad Choices
4	4 Vote	Cosplay So Amazing It Doesn't Matter
4	4 Vote	Here Is Your Stomach
4	4 Vote	Apple Hit With Shovel
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why This Ends Badly
4	4 Vote	10 Most Insulting Things Named After Her Dad
4	4 Vote	War May Lead to More Injuries
4	4 Vote	Kid Loses His Shit
4	4 Vote	This Guy's Not the Modern-Day Britney Spears
4	4 Vote	SHERLOCK SERIES 3 TRAILER Features More Mothra
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Literally Disappearing Before Our Eyes?
4	4 Vote	This Chart Shows How Old Are You in Bleeps and Bloops
4	4 Vote	Feared Burial of Irish Babies Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
4	4 Vote	Bradley Manning in Wig and Makeup Inspired by Bees