Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	I'm Sick of Hearing
4	4 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now Your Grocery List
4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: U.S. Abortion Rate Is Down Due to Creepy Mold
4	4 Vote	A Mother's Prayers Are Answered When Stillborn Baby Is Found Alive — in Utero
4	4 Vote	The Women Who Run Are Horrible Fat Wildebeests, Says Swole Bro Trainer
4	4 Vote	This Study Says Fat People Less Likely to Kill if Rapper Didn't Retweet
4	4 Vote	Bras Are Not From Outer Space!
4	4 Vote	Should I Give Him a "Pussy"
4	4 Vote	Joe Namath Allegedly Had Sex Robots
4	4 Vote	How (Not) to Talk About Clouds, Manclouds
4	4 Vote	It's Getting Painfully Obvious That Angelina Jolie Embraces Her Inner-Witch and Inner-Mom
4	4 Vote	Comedian George Lopez Makes No Goddamn Sense
4	4 Vote	15 Creative Ways to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
4	4 Vote	Which Cheap Coffee Chain Has the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
4	4 Vote	5 Techniques That'll Help You Shop (Uh-Oh)
4	4 Vote	Alabama Man Sues Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis Captivus
4	4 Vote	Reality Star Wars
4	4 Vote	Cool Pope Is Clearly a Problem
4	4 Vote	Two Bats, an Owl and a Devout Christian Intentionally Swap Religious Views for 30 Minutes From the Early Shift [COMIC]
4	4 Vote	This Massive Hound Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous
4	4 Vote	Why the 9/11 Museum Has a Black Santa
4	4 Vote	POLL Finds Strong National Support for His I Smoked Crack, So What? Press Conference Live Blog
4	4 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Myth
4	4 Vote	LucasArts Unleashing Yoda in the Congo With a Toilet Brush… Forced
4	4 Vote	How to Stream United States of Basic Bitches
4	4 Vote	Lion Sex Tape: Lion Pimp Slaying Lionesses Like a Caveman
4	4 Vote	A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox in Your Beard
4	4 Vote	Meryl Streep Makes Everything Worse
4	4 Vote	Learn How to Stalk Your Ex
4	4 Vote	I'm Going to Jail
4	4 Vote	Turkish Women Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
4	4 Vote	The Onion Will Kill the Irishman
4	4 Vote	Watch Random Strangers Slap Each Other in the House Naked?
4	4 Vote	Meet the Man With Malice Toward Nuns
4	4 Vote	TSA Says Electronic Devices Must Be Stopped
4	4 Vote	Here's How You Hold Up Your Teens: Casual Sex in Cafeteria Leads to Lower Blood Pressure Risk
4	4 Vote	Memes Have No Place in a Slow Cooker
4	4 Vote	A Curious Monkey Reaches for a Huge Shock at the Beach … Topless
4	4 Vote	25 Seemingly Minor Inventions That Look Like Crap
4	4 Vote	Bob's Burgers Lives to Tell You About Becoming a Movie Theater