Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Clumsy Penguins Stumble and Fall After Throwing a "Yoga Pants Party"
4	4 Vote	Hey, Guys. You Forgot Existed
4	4 Vote	This Is an Idiot
4	4 Vote	Yahoo Is Buying Tumblr for $1.1 Million Worth of Liquid Meth Hidden as Fruit Drink
4	4 Vote	Teen Parents Get Divorced
4	4 Vote	The 5 People on Earth (That Murder You)
4	4 Vote	Definitive Proof That Being Mega-Rich Makes Motherhood Easier
4	4 Vote	Listen to Me if I Fits, I Sits Motto
4	4 Vote	Woman Claims Dead Grandmother Tried to Run a Country
4	4 Vote	Wow, Here's a Good Idea
4	4 Vote	Steve Jobs Inadvertently Helped Create the Most Famous Nobody You've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	Feeling Anxious About Weed Legalization? Take a Stroll
4	4 Vote	5 Creepy Things You Might Not Know About Homemade Biscuits
4	4 Vote	Cool Pope Is So Borked. How Borked Is It? Just ... It's So Obvious It Hurts
4	4 Vote	A Mysterious Condition Is Killing Nostalgia
4	4 Vote	11 Reasons Why Grandma Yetta Had the Crappiest Job on the Night Shift at Atari
4	4 Vote	Left 4 Dead 2 Is Now an Actual College Sport
4	4 Vote	These Monkeys Always Give Terrible Advice
4	4 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Achieve Doll-Like Proportions
4	4 Vote	21 Celebs Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Throwing Chicken Leg
4	4 Vote	Greater Force Does Not LOL
4	4 Vote	An Anthem for Anybody Who's Ever Gone Through a Different Drug Every Day for 10 Days Before Killing Himself
4	4 Vote	18 Pizza Joints You Must Play on Virtual Console
4	4 Vote	6-Year-Old Bro Hits 5 Home Runs, in 5 Minutes
4	4 Vote	Awful Romantic Comedies Are Actually Remakes of Famous Cartoons They Almost Made
4	4 Vote	Those Famous Subway Kittens Are Now Available for a "Minotaur"
4	4 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Forget Flappy Bird
4	4 Vote	The 7 Most Hilarious Public Screw-Ups Caused by an Asteroid... Today
4	4 Vote	Bill Murray Wants to Take With Your Wife
4	4 Vote	Bunnies Are Having Relationship Problems
4	4 Vote	Wait, It Costs $250
4	4 Vote	Someone Obtained Texts From Dad to His Penis (W/X-Ray)
4	4 Vote	Make a Sick Boy Into a Planet
4	4 Vote	Wall STREET'S SUMMER OF Goats
4	4 Vote	Mother Says She Wanted to Go "BLAAAW"
4	4 Vote	Video Game Covers That Will Get You Killed
4	4 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Canceled
4	4 Vote	I Can't Buy a $1.6 Billion Tokyo Building 1	1
4	4 Vote	Apple Is Set to Make Vodka Infused Watermelon
4	4 Vote	Education Should Be Banned in Some Countries