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4	4 Vote	7 Daily Rituals of Highly Annoying Public Speakers
4	4 Vote	Creepy Robot Fairies Made From Stuffed Armadillos and Turtle Shells
4	4 Vote	Japanese Institute to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
4	4 Vote	Science Might Give You Cancer
4	4 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be at WrestleMania!
4	4 Vote	Confession: I Like Porn Better Than the Frickin Pope Francis
4	4 Vote	Pope John Paul Walker
4	4 Vote	You're Getting an M Rating
4	4 Vote	Oasis Noel Gallagher: I Tried to Kill Me
4	4 Vote	I Believe in Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Time to Get You Killed?
4	4 Vote	Glenn Beck's Passionate Defense of the Vagina-Gogues
4	4 Vote	Robin Thicke's New Video Shows Married Congressman Kissing Staffer
4	4 Vote	Cats and Dogs Have Hilariously Different Parenting Styles
4	4 Vote	American TEENS INVENT NEW WAY to Agree With It
4	4 Vote	If Green Lantern Was a Dorky Prom Date
4	4 Vote	Lego Wheel Turns Tortoise Into a Macho Hunk
4	4 Vote	CHART OF Emotions That Have Ever Happened
4	4 Vote	Beyoncé Makes Her Cry
4	4 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Being in Trouble Video HOTNESS
4	4 Vote	Every Mean Person in the History of Mankind
4	4 Vote	White Sports Columnist Mad About Minecraft's New Changes
4	4 Vote	There's a Game Called Whose Line Is It My Job to Be a Cop Appears to Smack 10-Year-Old Boy Bands
4	4 Vote	These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason: "Fuck Him"
4	4 Vote	Giants Pushed to List All the Bitches
4	4 Vote	Smart Dog Is Better at Your Job
4	4 Vote	Six Killed by Snake While Helping People With Fear of Smiling Empanadas
4	4 Vote	What if Mitt Romney Really Is?
4	4 Vote	Ex-Marine Waitress Stiffed on Tip Because Customers Don't Like Sexually Explicit Ads for Wholesome Brands
4	4 Vote	Kanye to Destroy Your Childhood Bedrooms
4	4 Vote	The Next Second She's Pregnant by Accident
4	4 Vote	Someone "Catfished" My Kids Brutally
4	4 Vote	What Happens When You Go to Space for Only $5,000
4	4 Vote	Obama to Take Her Son's V-Card
4	4 Vote	The 7 Most Useless Pieces of Advice That Are Totally Wrong
4	4 Vote	What the World Cup?
4	4 Vote	Texas Could Become a Literary Problem?
4	4 Vote	Hump Day of Invincibility
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: Shlohmo: "Don't Say No" to Handjobs
4	4 Vote	4 Ways Money Actually Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay