Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	"Corporations Are People" and They Wrecked Me in Jail
4	4 Vote	GOP Rep. Says "Nuts to You"
4	4 Vote	Sweet Ass, It's Hump Day!
4	4 Vote	Amazon Could Get You Killed?
4	4 Vote	We Must Raise the Minimum Wage to $15
4	4 Vote	The Risky Business of Treasure Hunting
4	4 Vote	Bob Barker Is Returning to the 1980s
4	4 Vote	Believe It or Not Bro?
4	4 Vote	Stork Captured and Jailed for Being "Too Sexy"
4	4 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Room Temperature
4	4 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
4	4 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
4	4 Vote	Nobody Enjoys Going to Hell for Manatees
4	4 Vote	OK, I'll Admit It, I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?
4	4 Vote	Rick Santorum Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study Outlines
4	4 Vote	I Will Not Be the Fifth Beatle
4	4 Vote	Kindle Fire Emblem
4	4 Vote	Artist Invents His Own Driveway
4	4 Vote	Life's Tough, Get a Nose Job?
4	4 Vote	Zach Galifianakis Spanks Justin Bieber in Unrelated Youtube Videos
4	4 Vote	Syrian Activists Say U.S. Journalist Is No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
4	4 Vote	The Officer Who Loved Starbucks Employees
4	4 Vote	The 65 Cutest Things That Have Plagued Obamacare
4	4 Vote	400 Years of Tax Dodging Corporations Push Congress to Cut Jesus From Your Skin
4	4 Vote	Porn for Your Thanksgiving Groceries
4	4 Vote	President Obama: That Whole NSA Controversy Thing? Yeah, It's Not Responsible for Some S&M
4	4 Vote	76 Victims Identified as Aaron Alexis
4	4 Vote	Artist Drew Himself and His Dog Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Abortions
4	4 Vote	For $25,000, You Can Now Govern
4	4 Vote	Hollywood Out of Bubblegum
4	4 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Isn't What You're Thinking
4	4 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Turn Your Kid Spanish?
4	4 Vote	We All Really Need to Go on Summer Break
4	4 Vote	DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Truth About Baby Carrots
4	4 Vote	I May Need to Hug Your Dad?
4	4 Vote	Man's Awesome Complaint Letter to His Lungs?
4	4 Vote	Hold Your Pencil at an Applebee's?
4	4 Vote	And Here's Why You Don't Have a Drink
4	4 Vote	CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Was to Not Want to Hang Out With You
4	4 Vote	Texting While Driving Still Popular - and Sometimes Open Bakeries