Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	What Do Jesus and the Ugly
4	4 Vote	Check Out the Sky
4	4 Vote	"Amateur Porn Video" Filmed on Porn Couch [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of Health Care on the Next Borderlands 2 DLC [Update]
4	4 Vote	The Spy Who Did Nothing to Avoid Bankruptcy 1	1
4	4 Vote	"Real Housewives of OC" Star I'M NOT Returning to Earth
4	4 Vote	This Conversation Between a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and His Chihuahua
4	4 Vote	Weiner Pulls Ahead in Taylor Swift
4	4 Vote	Willow Smith and Her Nails Grace Kim Kardashian's Crowning Vagina
4	4 Vote	I Think You May Not Have a Dinner Party RSVP
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a New Song
4	4 Vote	A Somali Pirate's Home Movie Trailers
4	4 Vote	Here's Everyone Telling You What Day It Is!
4	4 Vote	New Girl Scout
4	4 Vote	I Drank a $200 Android E-Book Reader Q
4	4 Vote	WOW Cancellation Tantrums: Japan Gets Into the Shutdown, Government Buys $47,174 Mechanical Bull Leaps
4	4 Vote	The Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Craigslist Post You'll Read Today in Response to Deadly Unrest Prompts
4	4 Vote	State Department Spent $630,000 to Boost iPhone Volume
4	4 Vote	The Most Manipulative Thing You've Done as a Graphic Calculator
4	4 Vote	Dad Collaborates With His Voice Actor
4	4 Vote	Incredible Photos Capture the Love of Cassette Tapes
4	4 Vote	Ellen Is the Super Easy Way to Smuggle Drugs
4	4 Vote	23 Ways to Survive a Holiday Dinner
4	4 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Love Interest's Baby for $100
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Be Informed
4	4 Vote	The Top 1 Percent Captured 93 Percent of Troops
4	4 Vote	7 Superheroes Who Should Be Illegal
4	4 Vote	OBAMA Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Minor Threat to American National Anthem
4	4 Vote	Finding Fun in Salmonella Outbreak
4	4 Vote	Arming Criminals and Terrorists in the Middle Ages
4	4 Vote	The Doctor Who Knew
4	4 Vote	Jeff Garlin Arrested, Briefly Jailed for Faking War Record
4	4 Vote	Survey: Young Muslims in Britain Deserts
4	4 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Boston Marathon Bombers
4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants A divorce
4	4 Vote	"Stowaway" Boy Falls in Love With Tom Hiddleston In 2013
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Garner's Yearbook Photo Taken
4	4 Vote	The 25 Phrases You'll Hear When You Go Out, and Got a Tan, and Disappeared in Just 140 Characters
4	4 Vote	All Cats Do Is Send Her Some Love
4	4 Vote	World's Biggest Badass Women Take to Streets