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OBAMA Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Minor Threat to American National Anthem

OBAMA Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Minor Threat to American National Anthem by Gord McKenna via Flickr

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discovered by sister havana
2014-01-06

2014-01-06

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