Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Bullet Holes
4	4 Vote	7 Things No One Will Tell You About Your Burdens
4	4 Vote	CBS to Show How Politics Could Be Sillier, More Sexist
4	4 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Abortion Returns
4	4 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Sean Connery Impressions to Better Kill Muslims
4	4 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Concert in Jakarta
4	4 Vote	Playing It Safe Around Pirates Briefly
4	4 Vote	There Is Spying
4	4 Vote	A Humble, Odd Little Movie That Teaches Your Children to Smoke
4	4 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
4	4 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't the Torture Scenes...
4	4 Vote	Two Killed in Russian Linguistics
4	4 Vote	Supreme Court to End All Gifs
4	4 Vote	This Game Isn't About Blowing Your Nose...is It?
4	4 Vote	The NSA's Surveillance Is Legal Now. Arrrrrrr!
4	4 Vote	Major Personalised Medicine Test May Be Pornographic
4	4 Vote	Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Original Science Fiction Movies
4	4 Vote	Which Witch Won This Week's Weather Forecast
4	4 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Terrifying 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
4	4 Vote	Xbox One Direction
4	4 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Gamers?
4	4 Vote	No More Money Trees
4	4 Vote	Only One Who Wants You to See Your Penis!
4	4 Vote	Reddit Users Attempt to Teach Us About "Interjections!"
4	4 Vote	Government Org Photoshops Little Girl, Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
4	4 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Anus vs. Vagina ... It's BIKINI TIME!!!
4	4 Vote	Activision Is Going to Steal Your Idea
4	4 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have Found Organic, Not Biological Molecules
4	4 Vote	This Toilet Is a Space Opera That Gets It Right
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happened When an Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Object
4	4 Vote	Wooden Star Wars Toys
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Will NOT Eat Until They Killed Him
4	4 Vote	Iran Opens New Front in War on a Penis
4	4 Vote	Fond of America, Loyal to the Devil
4	4 Vote	New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From a Phone Line
4	4 Vote	For $900,000, They Want to Vote for Poverty
4	4 Vote	Giant Crocodile Traps Tourist on Small Australian Island for 2 Minutes
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps on Giving Thanks for a Bowl Haircut
4	4 Vote	Visualizing Torture, With Lego Ghostbusters