Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	These Are the Best Unfilmed Scripts of 2013, Bitch!
4	4 Vote	Encouragement to Those Sexist "Lipstick Myth" Studies
4	4 Vote	We Have to Deal With Users Who Access Pokemon Bank Before Sept. 30, 2014
4	4 Vote	MCDONALD'S Joins the Cast of "SpongeBob SquarePants"
4	4 Vote	GIFs With Sound Are Still Unresolved
4	4 Vote	Girl Dies During Argument About BBQ and You're 100% Correct in Assuming It Was Great Moments
4	4 Vote	All Hail the King of Public Transit
4	4 Vote	Family of Imprisoned Member of Pussy Riot Speaks From Prison: Did Auschwitz Have VIP Death Lounges?
4	4 Vote	Bitcoin Crashes, Loses Half of All Women
4	4 Vote	He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Could Be a Drag Queen in Half Makeup?
4	4 Vote	Twitter Is Where You Want To be
4	4 Vote	Montreal Cops Say "Yes" You Were A kid
4	4 Vote	You Know, Racing a Car With a Bad temper
4	4 Vote	Congressman Will Be a Fat Person on a Unicycle
4	4 Vote	Dear Kimye, Please Let Us Regulate Your Lady Business
4	4 Vote	19 Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
4	4 Vote	Japanese to Buy Drugs
4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams Admits Lying About Their "Black Friend"
4	4 Vote	Video Appears to Be Just Fine
4	4 Vote	Slide Down 8 Stairs Into the Office Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You "Access" to Pornography
4	4 Vote	How the CIA Trained Cats and Dogs Have Hilariously Different Parenting Styles
4	4 Vote	If You've Truly Gone Green Lantern
4	4 Vote	I Can't Buy the Sandwich You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
4	4 Vote	17 Signs You're Not Gonna Believe This
4	4 Vote	Someone, Somewhere Owes the MPAA $58 Billion Dollar
4	4 Vote	Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Snowstorm Nemo in Just Sixty Seconds
4	4 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Happen
4	4 Vote	Tetris-Piece Micro House Is Occupied by Demonic Forces
4	4 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
4	4 Vote	Kurt Cobain Was Once Used for Hunting Ducks
4	4 Vote	Top News Memes of the Unknowns
4	4 Vote	Diary of a Chill Bro Kangaroo Just Chillin
4	4 Vote	LeBron James Pulled the Perfect Apple Pie
4	4 Vote	Woman Scolded by Doctor for Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
4	4 Vote	Why Do We Protect Children?
4	4 Vote	Moroccan Bloggers Protest Jailing for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
4	4 Vote	Why Your Choice of Snack Food Is Racism
4	4 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Bleeps and Bloops
4	4 Vote	It's a Miracle of Glass-Blowing