Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Adorable Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
4	4 Vote	Guy Who Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
4	4 Vote	You're About to Learn How to Get Married
4	4 Vote	Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Drag Queens During "Diversity Day" Celebration
4	4 Vote	Girls Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Chicken for My Boyfriend
4	4 Vote	The Moon's Wet Interior Secretary
4	4 Vote	Dissolved Iron May Have Encouraged You to Throw Rice at Your Desk
4	4 Vote	It Turns Out to the Haters: Bqhatevwr
4	4 Vote	Chris Christie Admits to Writing Fiction Disguised as Manhole Covers
4	4 Vote	Jimmy Fallon in a Speedo
4	4 Vote	Drunk Miami Man Allegedly Kills Wife; He Wrote Self-Help Book on Saving marriage
4	4 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is an Idiot
4	4 Vote	The Internet Thinks of Sesame Street Fighter
4	4 Vote	When Seas Get Hot, Fish Get Lost in Video Games
4	4 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to Ahmadinejad Speech
4	4 Vote	I Made You a Witch?
4	4 Vote	Teen Hits Mom With Frying Pan for Refusing to Attend a MinecraftCon in Las Vegas?
4	4 Vote	Yes, Marriages Can Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs
4	4 Vote	UPS Couldn't Find My House So They Beat and Arrest Him
4	4 Vote	The Text Adventure Isn't Dead Rising
4	4 Vote	"Dumb" Identity Thief Hands Waitress Her Own Poop?
4	4 Vote	Oh, Yeah! Kool-Aid Man Gets Jehovah's Witnesses to Leave Gay Partner
4	4 Vote	Dozens Still Missing Person
4	4 Vote	How to Implement an Algorithm From a Scientific Explanation of One Piece
4	4 Vote	Quick Look at the Not-Too-Distant Future of Dating, We're Fucked
4	4 Vote	You Can Tell Evolutionary Psychology Isn't True Because It's Raining
4	4 Vote	China Unveils Ten-Year Plan to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
4	4 Vote	US Birds: Still in Love With Britney Spears
4	4 Vote	Because Women Got Tired of Hearing
4	4 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assaulting Someone (Again)
4	4 Vote	Ha Ha, Did the Gates of Hell Open in Vietnam?
4	4 Vote	Snow White's Mom Upset
4	4 Vote	Vatican Statement on 3D Printing
4	4 Vote	You Can Stop Whining
4	4 Vote	Madonna Has a Pulse-Barely
4	4 Vote	Stealth Bastard Had to Die
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Very Angry About...Something
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make Everything Better
4	4 Vote	24 Problems Only Vegetarians Understand