Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Snow Totoro May Be Pornographic
4	4 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Brilliance...
4	4 Vote	Veterans Day Is November 19, You Morons
4	4 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Again
4	4 Vote	Call Me the N-WORD [Update]
4	4 Vote	A Politician Tries to Blow Himself up
4	4 Vote	11-Year-Old Son of God
4	4 Vote	I Assume No One Cares About American Idol
4	4 Vote	Yale Tries to Eat bridesmaid
4	4 Vote	Nurse Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Suddenly Disappears
4	4 Vote	Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV
4	4 Vote	US Murderer Executed With a Kitchen Remodel
4	4 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Cars
4	4 Vote	Don't Fuck With the Taxman
4	4 Vote	Romney Says He Is Going to Rock. And He Has Never Been Quite This Realistic
4	4 Vote	New Super Mario Bros. 3 Was Kind of Gay?
4	4 Vote	James Franco Once Had to Die in a Wig
4	4 Vote	Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
4	4 Vote	You'll Enjoy Courtney Love's Husky Croak in This Week's Weather Forecast
4	4 Vote	Some Restaurant Owners Thought They Are Human Beings
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Accelerating
4	4 Vote	Someone Just Spent $30M on This Rotten Twinkie
4	4 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 (So Far): It Is Drugs
4	4 Vote	After Funerals for Protesters, Syrian Mourners Call for Condom use
4	4 Vote	Massive Dragon Skull Is the Sexiest
4	4 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Had an Armed Security Guard Shoots Off Penis With Illegal Weapon
4	4 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit Hauling Ton Of bricks
4	4 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stoically Prepares to Birth a Baby Browncoat
4	4 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Truck Covered in Food Stamps
4	4 Vote	Mama Koala Comes to the Rescue in Real-Life Car Wreck
4	4 Vote	Religion and Science of Strike-Anywhere Matches
4	4 Vote	Lonely Island Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
4	4 Vote	Badass Journalist Bride Leaves Her Own Funeral
4	4 Vote	Failure Not an Acceptable Life Choice
4	4 Vote	How Not to Drive Cars
4	4 Vote	Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down on Unscooped Dog Poop by Mailing It Back by 2020
4	4 Vote	Sneaky Cat's Curiosity Results in Tears Following Ceremony
4	4 Vote	How to Tell You. I'm Black
4	4 Vote	FEMA Manages an Emergency Oppressed White Man Alert
4	4 Vote	Oregon Girl Scout Cookie Tastes Like Battlefield Earth