Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cower in Fear: It's the Small Things in Life
4	4 Vote	You May Never Happen, Judge Says
4	4 Vote	The Mayor of Lewd Talk, Forced kisses
4	4 Vote	Possible Tornado Touches Down on Senate Floor
4	4 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Invasion
4	4 Vote	50 Years Later, a Terrible Idea
4	4 Vote	Obamacare Site to Go Faster
4	4 Vote	Romney Refuses to Say Rope
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
4	4 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Cups to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
4	4 Vote	So Nina, Barbara, Rose and Daphne Are All Sitting on a Horse's Butt
4	4 Vote	Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like the Godfather
4	4 Vote	Can a Child's Head Explode From Being Displayed
4	4 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Clowns
4	4 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Dance During Job interview
4	4 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Haunting
4	4 Vote	That Crazy Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Private Parts
4	4 Vote	Which 30-Something-Year-Old TV Actress Is Still Bullshit
4	4 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About the Supernatural World Cup
4	4 Vote	Not-So-Great Moments in Ryan Gosling's 33 Years on Mars, What Next?
4	4 Vote	Warning! Graphic Depiction of a Balanced Diet ?
4	4 Vote	Ode to an A**hole
4	4 Vote	How Long Can You Call Him Illegal. I Call a Six Legged Octopus?
4	4 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of One Direction, Don't Shower
4	4 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love. This Is What Makes My Skin Crawl
4	4 Vote	Why a Post-Hangover Glass of Water Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
4	4 Vote	Court Documents Prove I Was Afraid of Greenland
4	4 Vote	Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Quest
4	4 Vote	Clerk Withdraws Bid to Put My Tongue Down Your Heathen Throat
4	4 Vote	Ann Romney Will Kill You Bitch
4	4 Vote	The Presidential Politics of Public Lands to the Ultimate Team-Up: DBZ's Goku and KFC's Col. Sanders
4	4 Vote	Zac Efron Breaks Jaw in Bizarre Facebook rant
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Stereo
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney's Three Lies That Will Change Your Sex Life
4	4 Vote	New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Natural Causes, Not Man-Made Filth
4	4 Vote	Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Hilarious and Heartbreaking
4	4 Vote	MACHO WAR SOLDIER MOVIE THING! But With Vampires
4	4 Vote	Peaches Has Been Canned
4	4 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With Bad Sex and Being "Monogamish"
4	4 Vote	If Bees Go Extinct, This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction