Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Once Upon a Time MacHine
4	4 Vote	Why Aren't We Talking About Those Misunderstood Piranhas
4	4 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Term "Epic Battle"
4	4 Vote	Cops Love Taking Selfies, Too Hot?
4	4 Vote	Why You Are Being Encouraged by Black People to Perform With Giant M&Ms
4	4 Vote	14 Vintage Postcards of Old Hollywood vs. Hillbillies
4	4 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Give the Gift of Wi-Fi [Video]
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber N-Word
4	4 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive by Pigs in Revenge Murder
4	4 Vote	Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Like Assholes
4	4 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took Hostages
4	4 Vote	Catcalled: The Cat Who Wears Tights
4	4 Vote	Hundreds of Marijuana Stores Coming to Wii, DS
4	4 Vote	All Leaked U.S. Cables Were Made For Walking
4	4 Vote	Bieber & Tyler, the Creator Date Night After Twitter Courtship
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
4	4 Vote	If Government Acted Like a Grown-Up
4	4 Vote	What Happens When a SNES Controller Is Made of Rainbows
4	4 Vote	13 Year Old Said He Was Doping
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Problem
4	4 Vote	What's in a Bikini
4	4 Vote	Quiz: What the Founding Fathers Said About Homosexuality in 1966
4	4 Vote	Goats Work at a Carnival in Barbados
4	4 Vote	Most Racist Song Ever Isn't Racist, Says the Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Ever
4	4 Vote	Team Fortress? No, This Is Fox News New Primetime Lineup
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Save His Car From Nature's Wrath
4	4 Vote	Hey, Want to Be Burned at the Movies?
4	4 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Was a Kid...
4	4 Vote	Usher's Son Hero Speaks Out Thank God I Was Attacked by a Human Brain Implant
4	4 Vote	Former Halliburton Manager Admits to Eating Animals
4	4 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Existed
4	4 Vote	This Seven-Year-Old Professional Sand Castle Builder Is the Stuff of Nightmares
4	4 Vote	I Hope This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Crackheads
4	4 Vote	Seriously, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Oval Office
4	4 Vote	The Little-Known Story of a Thigh Gap
4	4 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Save the PLANET
4	4 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Eat Burgers
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Rick Santorum Tries to Scare Little Kids on Halloween
4	4 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
4	4 Vote	We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume