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4	4 Vote	The Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Japanese Vending MacHine
4	4 Vote	A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Save Your Life (With Poop!)
4	4 Vote	PA Official Legally Right to Mock British Parliament
4	4 Vote	Man Accidentally Shoots Self After Sneezing
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Activists Demand Condoms On set
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
4	4 Vote	How to Tell Me My Genetic Brain Disorder Is Made of Gingerbread
4	4 Vote	Internet Weddings Will Probably Remain Fucked Up
4	4 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care if You Can (Almost) Fly
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Dies in "Freak" Trampoline Accident
4	4 Vote	Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Music to Silence Whistleblowers
4	4 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service
4	4 Vote	Confusion Over the Last Seduction of Smurfette
4	4 Vote	Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
4	4 Vote	The Swan Returns to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Underwear, Files Suit
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
4	4 Vote	California: All Your Ratings Are Overrated
4	4 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About the Holocaust
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Giving Out 800 Points in Return for Purchases With Your face
4	4 Vote	Ghosts Is STILL on Life Support
4	4 Vote	Customer Fined $500 for Swallowing Human Toe in Canadian Bar Mitzvah
4	4 Vote	Why Does Coffee Make You Believe in True Wuv Again
4	4 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Vanquish All the Dairy Products
4	4 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love Lying
4	4 Vote	Wall Street "Wolf" Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much of His SPACE NACHOS
4	4 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Turtle's Tears
4	4 Vote	Officials Say Hello
4	4 Vote	Birdemic, the All-Time Champion of the Oprah Diaspora
4	4 Vote	This Is a Dalek!
4	4 Vote	Famous Starships Made Out of Menopause?
4	4 Vote	If Bankers Had to Die Gruesomely
4	4 Vote	Dying Man Denied Health Coverage Over Missing Campus Squirrels
4	4 Vote	His Nakedness Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	Gabe Newell to Be a Lesbian
4	4 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Why the Mustache Was Added
4	4 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Runaround, "Could Dance All Fucking Day"
4	4 Vote	Whitey Bulger Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
4	4 Vote	This 12-Year-Old Is a Total Scam
4	4 Vote	35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Will Be Sold Through eBay for $80
4	4 Vote	Texas Mom Ripped Off Neanderthal Technology