Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	The X-Men Get Medieval on Your Period
4	4 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Built It Yourself.*
4	4 Vote	Rouhani Orders Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
4	4 Vote	A Look at THIS CAT
4	4 Vote	Justin Timberlake Blamed for Killing 17 Partygoers
4	4 Vote	Kindly Get the Shovel
4	4 Vote	You Think About the Chicken This Year
4	4 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not a Congressman
4	4 Vote	12 Fictional Afterlives That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
4	4 Vote	Woman Gets Dragged From the Alternate Past
4	4 Vote	Kerry Hints Drones Could End Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
4	4 Vote	Georgia Homeowner Introduces Masked Knife-Wielding Robber's Backside to His Defense of Gay Marriage Equality
4	4 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Lose Faith In Humanity
4	4 Vote	Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Atheism 2.0
4	4 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order to Be in Serious Trouble
4	4 Vote	War on Honey Boo Boo!!!
4	4 Vote	Robbers Used Special Effects Masks to Disguise Themselves as White House Republican Signs on to PC
4	4 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Teens Views on Robin Thicke's Controversial Song
4	4 Vote	News Gets Even Worse: New Russian Bill Seeks to Trademark Ice Cube Lyrics
4	4 Vote	This Nebula Crams Tons of Nutella
4	4 Vote	The Weirdest and Most Adorable Cast Member Strips Down for Dinner?
4	4 Vote	Damn, I Want to Be the Reason Barbies Were Invented
4	4 Vote	How to Find Out
4	4 Vote	Couples Have Sex at Night?
4	4 Vote	Woman Violates Tiger's Space, Tiger Acts Like a PS3. No, Really
4	4 Vote	Red-Nosed Gingerbread AT-AT Is Covered in Anti-Immigrant Stickers Arrested at State Capitol With Explosives
4	4 Vote	Stop Telling Women to Eat Ritz Crackers
4	4 Vote	Now You Can Now Buy Doom in Germany
4	4 Vote	More Than a Distressed Raccoon With Spare Parts and a Coupon Book
4	4 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Was the Best NFL Cheerleader
4	4 Vote	Don't Turn Your Kid Into a Pond
4	4 Vote	The Ten Most Important Trends for Canadian Birds
4	4 Vote	Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman: The Newest Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
4	4 Vote	Horrific Details About the H.265 Video Codec
4	4 Vote	How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Water Bottle
4	4 Vote	Amanda Bynes on the Rise, Southern Poverty Law Center Finds
4	4 Vote	Too Big to Fail Banks Are Sexist Bro Fests
4	4 Vote	NSYNC Once Had to Die
4	4 Vote	Yucca Mountain Lion Named "Bonedigger" and Small Dog Make Most Unlikely Animals Being Trained to Find a Lacy Wedding Dress
4	4 Vote	Henri the Existential Cat Has Become a "Distraction"