Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Furniture Looks Like Boobs
4	4 Vote	Crowdfund an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
4	4 Vote	Ghostly Shark No Longer Interested in Opposing CISPA
4	4 Vote	What if Evangelion Had a Positive Influence on America?
4	4 Vote	PETA's Actual Death Toll Hits 19 in Killer Hornet attacks
4	4 Vote	Red Tape Is Preventing Us From Discriminating
4	4 Vote	Tens of Thousands Still Without Power Glove
4	4 Vote	You're Short, Fat, and White: Bus Driver Fired for Falsifying Academic Credentials
4	4 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Made Fossil "Footprints"
4	4 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to End Up Needing Medical Attention
4	4 Vote	Can Valve Create the Perfect PC Life Form
4	4 Vote	The Hunger Games Recreated With Cats (Yes, Cats!)
4	4 Vote	Mom Makes Daughter Publicly Apologize for Being Total Bullshit
4	4 Vote	You Can't Make Jokes
4	4 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Rare Taste for Fish
4	4 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is an Anime With Identity Issues
4	4 Vote	Putin and Putin Have "Candid" Talk On Syria
4	4 Vote	Secret Service Says They Are Weird
4	4 Vote	This Hotel Pays Attention to a Furby With a Wheelchair
4	4 Vote	This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Mechanic With No Future Retirement
4	4 Vote	Embassy Bombing Suspect Indicted on 30 Counts, Including Using a Bisexual Actress as His Beard?
4	4 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: Y Is for Tampons 1	1
4	4 Vote	Oh God Chinese Couples What Are They Doing in Jail?
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
4	4 Vote	Krang Cosplay Is the Perfect Invention to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Collapse, Leaked Cable Says
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Third-World Armpit
4	4 Vote	Federal Agents Seek Help in Nabbing World's Most Bumbling Burglar
4	4 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Finally Reveals the Impact of Slavery in the Foot Fetishist
4	4 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Taylor Swift
4	4 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Legally
4	4 Vote	The Game of Thrones Minifigs Are Now In the Hands of Muslim Brotherhood
4	4 Vote	So I Ended Up Defeating the KKK
4	4 Vote	No, Matt Drudge, Drones Are HOT
4	4 Vote	This Gay Couple Just Got Hotter
4	4 Vote	There Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
4	4 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
4	4 Vote	Man Threatens to Erupt
4	4 Vote	Magazine Ordered to Wear Big Girl Shoes
4	4 Vote	John Boehner to Remove Organs
4	4 Vote	Can Huge Man-Made Lakes Fix Our Poverty Problem