Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
557	557 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
589	589 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
156	156 Vote	Google Is Dead at 44
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
180	180 Vote	Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs 1	1
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13

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