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Voted Headlines

30	30 Vote	Feds Unlikely to Work 1	1
27	27 Vote	Man Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
8	8 Vote	A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Walking That Billionaire Walk
9	9 Vote	7 Robots Who Are Left-Handed
8	8 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Overlords
8	8 Vote	Google Search Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
10	10 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
5	5 Vote	TEPCO Just Spilled Tons of Crazy Monsters
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
19	19 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Landslides
6	6 Vote	If Only Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Challenge Godzilla
9	9 Vote	Sir, You Are One Bad Mofo
18	18 Vote	21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
7	7 Vote	Church Signs Guaranteed to Help People Die
7	7 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Pig
9	9 Vote	86 Year-Old Woman Uses Gun to Punish Kids Brutally
10	10 Vote	Hurricane Katrina, the Obamacare We deserve
74	74 Vote	More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
7	7 Vote	Connecticut Abolishes the Death of Trayvon Martin
70	70 Vote	White House for Sale on Etsy
23	23 Vote	How to Make Less Money Than Romney
6	6 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Car Wreck, Tweets Photo
15	15 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You a Refrigerator
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
5	5 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Your Hands
6	6 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Head, Though Not His Job
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
7	7 Vote	The Greatest Living Animation Director Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Definition of "Gay"
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
8	8 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Save Your Sensitive Skin
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
9	9 Vote	The Secret Life of a British Person
8	8 Vote	26 Things That Are Likely to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea

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