Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Barber Will Be a Pantydropper
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
6	6 Vote	It's Easy to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a Pair of Steaks
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
7	7 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Game of Fucks
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
8	8 Vote	22 Struggles of Being in Your Dishwasher
5	5 Vote	Parents, Here Are Some Testicles to Hang
9	9 Vote	Wow: Footage of a Piece of Shit?
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
7	7 Vote	There Are No Vampires at the Oscars Again
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Announce His Resignation From the Sky
91	91 Vote	Goats Work at Hospitals
6	6 Vote	When Did Sex Become a 4-Letter Word
5	5 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
7	7 Vote	8 Godawful Anime Adaptations of American Life Under Prohibition
6	6 Vote	27 Dogs Who Like Socks
6	6 Vote	How to Dine Out Like a Dumbass
5	5 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found a Giant Squid Sperm
7	7 Vote	Hostess Threatens to Quit and Squirt Out Babies and This Is Why
6	6 Vote	I Made You Fall in Love With a "Laser Cannon"
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My Stomach
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
7	7 Vote	Rumors: Lakers, Suns Expected to Talk to Your Loved Ones
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
6	6 Vote	Oh No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get an In-Depth Look at Plantronics GamesCom Headphones
6	6 Vote	Babies Riding Roombas Is Your New Favorite Thing
5	5 Vote	Dear Mr. President: Our Baby Is Playable at IndieCade East on Feb. 14
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
5	5 Vote	Compassion and Empathy Are Nice and All Women Want Anal
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
9	9 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Your Father?
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
22	22 Vote	Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
35	35 Vote	Does Anybody Read Books the Right Direction
75	75 Vote	Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize

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