Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
60	60 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
6	6 Vote	Let's Have a Man Crush an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
6	6 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Oscars Selfie Is a Jumbled Cosmic Mishmash
13	13 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are at Risk?
5	5 Vote	15 Unexpectedly Barbaric Origins of Modern "Womanhood"
7	7 Vote	Update: Suspect, 5 Others Dead After Being Abducted, Police Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Twitter Firestorm
6	6 Vote	33 Photographs of Bullets and Stuff
7	7 Vote	Could a Notorious Party Drug Be the Next Great Instant Messaging Service?
15	15 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?
140	140 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
6	6 Vote	Here's a Tall Glass of Milk
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
2	2 Vote	Toy Story, as Told By Cats
2	2 Vote	Did Life on Mars?
3	3 Vote	If You Don't Need an Explanation, Here You Go!
4	4 Vote	Lego Just Got Hotter
3	3 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Eye
6	6 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
24	24 Vote	Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
18	18 Vote	Warren Buffet Will Give You a Surprise for Thanksgiving. It's a Documentary
8	8 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Missing People
3	3 Vote	How One Guy Who Created Flappy Bird Has Taken All the Fuckery
12	12 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of People You've Dated
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
4	4 Vote	This Is Way Cooler Than Bill Murray
3	3 Vote	How to Stop Giggling and Squirming
6	6 Vote	Marvel Movie Panel Nearly Destroyed Humanity
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Sarah Silverman Thinks Vaginas Really Scare Twenty-Somethings
4	4 Vote	What if the World Is a DOS-style Platform shooter
7	7 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Pregnancy Test
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Shaved Her Eyebrows Off and It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On
4	4 Vote	Oh, Just Benedict Cumberbatch Accepting an Award on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome

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