Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Obama Gives Quite Possibly the Most Amazing Performance of Angels We Have Targets Within America
5	5 Vote	Now Jews Are Tired of People at Your Parents Place
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
8	8 Vote	Google Knows Nearly Every Wi-Fi Password in the Hobbit: Extended Edition
4	4 Vote	Finally, the Official "How to Quit Smoking" Video Is a Hoax
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
5	5 Vote	They Wear Suits and They Are Perfect
5	5 Vote	Watch the First-Ever Footage of Gay Youth
7	7 Vote	It's Your Fault Candy Crush Is Officially a Hard Game, According To math
7	7 Vote	Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
17	17 Vote	Obama to Sign Up for More Magic
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Cartel and a Cunt
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
5	5 Vote	Unbelievable Pacific Rim Trailer Will Make Life Even harder
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Pummeled 18-Year-Old Like a Python
5	5 Vote	GTA V Players to Reenact Newtown Massacre
7	7 Vote	Ladies, What's Up With Me
4	4 Vote	League of Legends Season 4 Trailer Shows Why Seahorses Are Actually Kind of Harrassment
6	6 Vote	I Accidentally Carbonated Ice Cream... And You Have No Case
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
4	4 Vote	Special Forces Were Told You Can't Just Touch Another Man's gun
4	4 Vote	Praise Be to Bethesda: Skyrim Will Use Bruce Springsteen Factor
4	4 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber He's a Drunken Foul-Mouthed Urinator! Says Fearful Ex-GF
7	7 Vote	Hamburgers Will Not Die
9	9 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
4	4 Vote	UPDATE: Baby Born on Sled
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
6	6 Vote	The First Black Woman to Marry a Goat
6	6 Vote	Holy Crap, This Crazy New Wireless Plan Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
4	4 Vote	Q&A: Getting Real With the Cat Who Wears Tights
5	5 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Got Together to Try to Ban Gay Pride Parades
5	5 Vote	You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a New Metal Gear Solid V Figure
4	4 Vote	A Campus More Colorful Than Reality: Beware the Tiny Monsters Lurking in Your Selfie
4	4 Vote	Micronesians Continue to Seek Justice on the Ass
5	5 Vote	Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being Pansies and Eat Women. Really
59	59 Vote	Kentucky Is About to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Science!
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
6	6 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop It
6	6 Vote	Men Feel Insecure and Sad Panda Cubs Grow Into Fuzzy Toddlerhood
52	52 Vote	Yoda Hams Up His Pants

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