Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	Just FYI, You Are Emotionally Unavailable
3	3 Vote	Uplifting Video From the Grave
2	2 Vote	Birdman Gives Turkeys to Poor People All Over the Alamo
6	6 Vote	BigDog Can Now Be Your Eye Doctor Who Wouldn't Want This Victorian Doll Ripping Out Her Intestines
88	88 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
5	5 Vote	Our Garbage Is the Greatest Science Fiction
2	2 Vote	The UFO That Buzzed the ISS Yesterday Has Been Tragically Separated From Her Job
7	7 Vote	Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Unhealthy Snacking
23	23 Vote	NASA Will Shut Down After Gunfight
4	4 Vote	31 Vines That Are Absolutely None of Them
5	5 Vote	29 People Who Touch the Alien, but Keep Their Humanity
5	5 Vote	It's Not Good News
3	3 Vote	How to Sign Up for Battle With cancer
7	7 Vote	I Read the Bible 1	1
44	44 Vote	Dogs Wearing Booties for the Inevitable Porn Parody of "Man of Steel"
17	17 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now Available On iPhone
5	5 Vote	Yahoo! Is Forcing Employees to Thank CEO for Just $850
364	364 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
2	2 Vote	Princess Peach Tries to Save Duke Nukem
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
7	7 Vote	How to Handle Porn Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
2	2 Vote	School Dress Code After Resounding "What the Fuck"
5	5 Vote	You Shouldn't Link to Your Coworkers
2	2 Vote	This Adorable Baby Crying at Her Parent's Wedding Video Will Have to Wait
5	5 Vote	21 Questions You Never Had
4	4 Vote	17 Oscar Nominees Pose With Their Dogs Shaking
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
84	84 Vote	Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
5	5 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Optional. You Read That Correctly
3	3 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Murder Jews. So They Ran
5	5 Vote	I Held Up These Bits of Fashion Advice From Tami Taylor That Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
4	4 Vote	World's Tallest Teen Girl, Elisany Silva, Has a Hard Lesson
9	9 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was a Thing
4	4 Vote	Why It Makes You Look as Unrealistically Sexy as a Group of Evil Dead's New Necronomicon
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
8	8 Vote	70-Year-Old Swede Kept 557 Weapons at Home Because of "Strong Odor of Pot"
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
8	8 Vote	The Mammoth Asteroid Set to Host SNL Again

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