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Voted Headlines

214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
7	7 Vote	Remembering the Victims of This Year's People's Choice Awards
2	2 Vote	Reactions to Obama's Change on Birth Control: It's Not Raining Shit in the United Nations
4	4 Vote	The Military Should "Expect" to Be Lego Paradise
2	2 Vote	British Actors Reenact the Most Memorable Movie Posters Of 2013
2	2 Vote	Video Shows SeaWorld Trainer With Orca Moments Before Her Death Sentence
2	2 Vote	What You Can Eat Without Dying
2	2 Vote	Spot the Animals Hidden in These Confusing Times
2	2 Vote	33 Next-Level Tips for Faking Your Way Through an Oscar Party
2	2 Vote	Kanye West for Beating Homeless Man $0.75
2	2 Vote	Prince William Wants to Get You Killed?
4	4 Vote	Oklahoma's Strongest Earthquake Has Been Recreated Using Lego
4	4 Vote	What Is Your Brain. This Is What We Found
3	3 Vote	How to Get You Into an Erupting Volcano
6	6 Vote	Pizza Is My Grandma
2	2 Vote	Marine Biologists Confirm Squid Can Fly Through
2	2 Vote	Haaay to the Lazy Ones
2	2 Vote	These Abandoned Blockbuster Videos Need YOUR Input!
2	2 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Thinks the "Mentally Retarded" Would Gladly Work for $2/Hour
94	94 Vote	A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
39	39 Vote	13 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Get Laid
4	4 Vote	Men's Rights Activists Don't Deserve Their Wealth. (That's Right, I Said It.)
28	28 Vote	The 24 Most Important Selfies of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
17	17 Vote	How to Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
7	7 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Touch My Hair and Innerboob at the Grammys
8	8 Vote	Buy Two PC Games, Transform Into a Nation Of mutts
3	3 Vote	Dane County Voters to Decide if Samurai Flamenco Is Brilliant or Terrible
6	6 Vote	Watch a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
6	6 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Eating Animals and Pedophilia
15	15 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Still a Pickle
4	4 Vote	Why "Poorly Drawn Lines" Is Your Kid Be When They Poop
9	9 Vote	My Favorite Pop Song Is Actually a Cry for Help With Slang
4	4 Vote	The Case for Why Your Peripheral Vision Is Completely Normal and American, and Actually Not Outraged. At All
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
6	6 Vote	EA Scores 100 Percent on Human Trafficking
7	7 Vote	Study: Companies With Big Butt
9	9 Vote	How to Get Out Of Bed

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