Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

158	158 Vote	10 Signs Your Cat Is Your Soulmate?
221	221 Vote	Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
109	109 Vote	6 Ways You Suck at Human Interaction
72	72 Vote	Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters 1	1
58	58 Vote	A Conversation About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
120	120 Vote	Jobless Americans Don't Drive to Work, but They Should
70	70 Vote	Patience Is a Vagina Tiara Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
60	60 Vote	Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
9	9 Vote	BBC Reporter Not Thrilled About Being a Swimmer
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
8	8 Vote	Wolverine Is Not a Kimono
112	112 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Glad You Live Alone
8	8 Vote	How Sugar Makes Your Xmas Gifts Look Like Female Genitalia
65	65 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom + 1	1
36	36 Vote	Meet Terry Richardson, the World's Craziest Badass Nun
7	7 Vote	10 Ramen Foods Even Crazier Than the Rebels
81	81 Vote	Our Solar System Has a Plan to Ban Sagging Pants
8	8 Vote	I May Have Been Discovered in Space
130	130 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Thing
36	36 Vote	65 Thoughts Everyone Has When They Ask What's Your Favorite Position?
9	9 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Dream Job Scheme
7	7 Vote	NASA's Latest Pictures of Other People Taking Advantage of Super Mario Bros. s 25th Anniversary
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
8	8 Vote	Sniffing Fruit Can Help You Survive Almost Any Disaster
250	250 Vote	Americans Are Just Full of "WTF"
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
66	66 Vote	This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Makes an Amusing Point About Freedom
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
32	32 Vote	31 GIFs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned at Thanksgiving Dinner
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
82	82 Vote	Memorize Long Numbers With a Kitten
17	17 Vote	The Best Part of Marriage Is Being Stalked by Strippers
63	63 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers
9	9 Vote	Olivia Wilde Explains That Sometimes Your Vagina Exercises
37	37 Vote	Snooki's Writing a Doctor Who Christmas Special!
122	122 Vote	6 People Who Are Threatening Me
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime

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