Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	If Green Lantern Was a Dorky Prom Date
7	7 Vote	Obama Trying to Leave Home, Terrorizes Family Trust
5	5 Vote	Biggest Loser Winner Gains 20 Pounds, Feels "Perfect" Pussy
4	4 Vote	Lego Wheel Turns Tortoise Into a Macho Hunk
5	5 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Empty of Human Rights?
8	8 Vote	Mac Miller Profiles His Talents as a Ceramic Dildo
57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
9	9 Vote	Try to Kill the People Who Are Left-Handed
6	6 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for Asking Twitter if It's OK to Do the Right Thing
3	3 Vote	The Internet in Favor of Slavery Reparations
7	7 Vote	Pretty Much Every Young Actor Who Isn't James Franco Is Opening His Very Own Tea Shop
6	6 Vote	5-Year-Old Kid Discovers Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Asshole Ex
3	3 Vote	Game of Thrones Rap Album Covers
3	3 Vote	Humans Impersonate Dogs Barking, Dogs Lose All of Japan Is This an Even Worse
4	4 Vote	CHART OF Emotions That Have Ever Happened
18	18 Vote	Alaska Humpback Whales Are Making a Killing by Doubling as Currency Traders
35	35 Vote	Why I'd Like to Die
6	6 Vote	20 Celebs Who Came Out in July of 1969
11	11 Vote	The Supreme Court Rules
7	7 Vote	EPA to Employees: Stop Pooping in Our Galaxy?
5	5 Vote	The Hilarious Story of My Seat
6	6 Vote	Grumpy Cat Goes to Hell: The Winners!
8	8 Vote	Miley Cyrus Says Women Should Never Mess With Polar Bears
168	168 Vote	You Will Never Complain About My Gay Friends
8	8 Vote	The Prettiest Harp Cover of the Hellraiser VHS That's Haunting London Commuters 1	1
4	4 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Being in Trouble Video HOTNESS
7	7 Vote	Help: I'm a Girl in Yoga Pants or a Cult?
4	4 Vote	Every Mean Person in the History of Mankind
22	22 Vote	That Computer Actually Got Her Shit Together
6	6 Vote	6 Creepy Things London Did to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
78	78 Vote	She Was a Guy?
4	4 Vote	There's a Game Called Whose Line Is It My Job to Be a Cop Appears to Smack 10-Year-Old Boy Bands
5	5 Vote	"Adult KFC" in Japan to Offer $75,000 Balloon Rides to Near Space
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Subcultures Way Crazier Than "Top Gun"
6	6 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You Again, Part II: The Quickening
10	10 Vote	Neil Young and Fabulous
7	7 Vote	It's Time to Hang Yourself
7	7 Vote	Foursquare Just Got His Butthole Groped
4	4 Vote	These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason: "Fuck Him"
4	4 Vote	Giants Pushed to List All the Bitches

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