Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
224	224 Vote	You Need to Go Away
79	79 Vote	Men With Small Balls Are F*cking Disgusting, Says Science Thinks
101	101 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help

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